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Ain't Going Down 'til the Sun Comes Up

Well I am sure that most of us have drank until the other person at the bar looks good enough, right?Sometimes it takes more than liquid courage to help you get laid on a random night in a bar.Well, I...

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Gams, Pins, and .. Pipe Stems?

Noir movies and books had a weird way of talking about legs!Yeah, I haven't been around. Had a medical issue where I did a good job of mangling the underside of my foot, and got a tetanus shot to boot....

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Reflecting on the Last Week!

Hmmm, this is another case of .. what to call this caption so it doesn't give everything away!Hey look! It's a brand new caption from Dee.I've had a REALLY bad week. Was planning on having a great 3...

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Student Loans .. How to Pay Them Off?

So, I went slightly political on this one, but mostly for plot purposes!This is another caption I made over the weekend, and to be honest, my bad week has turned into more of a whole bad month. One...

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No Longer Alice in Blunderland!

What do you know? The Patriots won a game in 2024!I am not expecting many wins for the Patriots, so I'll take what I can get!Made this quickie after the game happened. Truth be told, I went against the...

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Sometimes You Get What You Pay For! A Caption for Fiona

Something I started making back in June, and just finished it a few minutes ago!Well, Fiona gets a caption because she's the one who's commented the most over the last week or two.It's a silly and sexy...

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Correlation Does Not Imply Causation!

Just because water is wet, does not mean you aren't getting soaked. Hmm, that's not how that works.Anyway, just a fun little caption, and since it's sort of a POV image without a face, nor with any...

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A New Point of View .. and A New Attitude too!

Figured I'd post something while making tuna casserole.Red and black are my two favorite colors, so the image had that going for it before I even came up with a plot. Well, more of a rumination than a...

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When Men Were Men .. Were They REALLY the Good Old Days?

Sometimes you can really learn from your elders!I don't know any hairdressers now, in the past I knew a stripper that also worked at a salon during the day, but I'm wondering how much work they are...

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Being a Good Gurl .. Takes Time!

Maybe some of you need to be held back a year or two!I don't tend to use images from these sorts of photo sets, but I loved the message on the chalk board, and when I saw the foot wear I knew I could...

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Stupid App Filters!

Because not one of my visitors has ever used a Makeover app on their phones, right?Yeah, sure you haven't!Well, I never used one because I don't trust a cell phone's privacy, and any cloud storage is...

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You Can't Fool All The People Some of the Time ..

But you CAN fool yourself into thinking your not as good as you think!I was hoping to make a caption for today to post, and went to one of my sources for images, and this one came through the ether .....

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I Set My Clocks Back WAY Too Early!

That, or I'm way to fucking early for Halloween 2025!Yeah, yeah. Life gets in the way, blah blah blah. I made this caption on October 20, along with another caption, and then promptly didn't write up...

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Goddess Bless All Those Who've Served in the Military (+1)

For those about to rock .. we salute you!A repost from November 2013 & 2014 for the 2 different captions. If you haven't seen it before, it's new to you!My grandfather served in WWII and Korea. My...

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Home Sweet Home .. for Ron AND Lacy?

Well, look at that. Dee made a trading caption! Will wonders never cease?My car threw a check engine light today, so my plans were dashed .. and I figured, perhaps it's a sign that need to make some...

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The Usual Night ... or Was It?

Sometimes it's best to stay home for the night, especially when it's where the action is happening.This is sort of the counterpoint to the last caption I posted, so feel free to check that one out...

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Happy Turkey Day .. and Here's to a Lovely Black Friday for You All!

Perhaps there could be a benefit to shopping early on Black Friday!Hey, if I was walking around the mall tomorrow and I knew you were there .. I'd definitely help you find all the biggest bargains so...

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For the Seafood Lover in You!

Honestly had no thoughts on how to end this caption!I like to think that if I was born female, I'd look just like Natasha Nice. We do have some similar features, and I have a few cousins with a rack...

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Gotta Take the Power Back .. and Black!

Wait? A relatively timely caption for things that are happening in our world? Color me .. shocked!Well, something happened yesterday in NYC .. and I hate to be honest, but I'm surprised more stuff like...

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You Know .. I'm a Dreamer! Miss you ShySteffie!

.. and now his hair is gold! Get those lighters out now for the chorus!I had to do a bit of editing on the original image, as the book had a title of "Write Your Dream But Mining BTC" and that seemed...

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Just Your Basic Target Bitch!

Made this like 2 months ago, and then promptly forgot about it! It's sooooo .. middle of October!It really is a basic .. TG caption, don't you think?My thought was that once October comes around,...

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Jinny Jezebel's Candy Cane Challenge!

Because you know everyone on social media is doing it, so why not you?A bit of naughty word play, and something to mention my cohort in admin duties on the Haven .. why not? At least I had a lot of fun...

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The Holiday Yule Fair Budget Restrictions!

 We WISH you a fiscal Christmas, we WISH you a fiscal Christmas .... and a frugal New Year!I just love the pose and the outfit, and knew I had to do something with it .. and why not celebrate with the...

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The Ugly Xmas Sweater Party .. Brought to You by Spells R' Us!

Damn, I haven't done a Spells R Us caption in a LONG, long time!Figured I needed to make another Xmas caption, as I was one day short .. and I saw this was freshly posted, and wanted to work something...

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Santa's Lap Should Never Be Empty!

 Well, you shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth, amirite?One of my more original Christmas caption ideas this year.I would imagine that being a larger gentleman with a long, flowing white beard...

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