Knowledge is power, but knowing TOO MUCH might be harmful to your gender.
I saw this picture and thought of Feargas, and the plot got more detailed as I continued writing out the story. I'm hoping most of the science it correct. Anyone want to fact check it for me? If not, we'll have to believe that it is true, because SCIENCE ROCKS and Science in TG Captions is doubly true!
I'm sure most people would rather be knocked up the old fashioned way, but hey, that involves dick .. and some balls, and usually a hairy guy that is attached to said sexual organs. That's a whole lot of stuff that you don't really want. This way, you still get a great orgasm and a good chance of pregnancy, since you are pretty much fertilizing yourself.
And yeah, I think the change with the plant goes only one way. If she had used the female reproductive parts of the plant, my guess is that she'd have gotten even bustier, more feminine, and probably would have sped up her biological clock looking to have a baby. Horny and curvy is certainly a good way to be if you are looking to get something in the oven while it's hot!
OK. For my own edification, would any of you out there have made a caption like this one if I had supplied the picture? I am guessing that nobody would have, which shows that I'm an odd duck. What type of story would have written to accompany this photo?
Got some new Judas Priest coming out this year. This is a great new track. Enjoy! Horns up!