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A No Touching Policy .. Can It Truly Be Enforced?

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Remember kids, when slow dancing, you must leave room for the Holy Ghost!


Well, that is what they told you in Catholic School. I say that the Holy Ghost can get his own jollies by looking at people naked .. why bother getting in between two horny young teenagers? Does He like having boobs rubbing against his chest while a boner keeps sticking into His backside? Hmmm, maybe God IS one of us, as Joan Osbourne would say! I'm not up much for the 2nd part, but boobies always feel good, no matter what time or day!

Anyway, this goes out to Alexis / Josh who was also kind enough to give his male and female names so that it could help personalize some of my Blog Exclusives. Hope the outfit isn't TOO feminine .. but would that be an actual complaint from someone who frequents this blog site? Nah!

Pretty standard caption, but I always like stories where someone sets the parameters of a bet or a favor, and the antagonist finds ways around those guidelines. Not quite so much of a trickster quotient, but finding loopholes to get them to do something they might not do otherwise. I could also have had Josh request that she'd not get him a long wig, or stop her from perming his long hair or something .."promise me I won't have any hair past my ears!" but I have done that in the past too.

Wait a minute? I have Monday off from work? AWESOME! Something about indigenous people's day! So genocidal Columbus wipes out a bunch of natives and they decide to rename the holiday after the people who are now since long dead and their culture wiped out? HOO boy! That'll teach a guy who died like 500+ years ago a lesson, and a comfort to any ancestors that might have survived! I know, sarcastic Dee being sarcastic, but a day off is a day off. MY GF is off as well, so that probably means we'll go out to brunch and then Christmas shopping .. we like to get it done early!

Will I post again on Monday night? I haven't a clue. Perhaps if some more people want to offer up their names for a caption, both male and female, plus maybe a few things they really like in TG. I have a TG AR caption just ready for someone to fill the role! Or maybe something else down the line would fit you .. so just surrender Dorothy .. if that is your female name, or even if it's NOT!



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