I really like the cut of your jib! What's a jib? Promote that man!
So, guess where the tag line reference came from, almost 25 years ago. Yes, of course it was the Simpson's. It's ALWAYS the Simpson's! Even when it's not, it all comes back to the Simpson's. How cromulent of you to think otherwise?
Made this for Sally Bend, a person who seems to be awake 24 hours a day! I mean, she makes TG captions, writes books of erotica, reads and reviews a metric shit-tonne of the same sort on her blog, and still finds time to comment here and at other blog spots! How ELSE could she be so involved in our universe without a little help from satanic individuals? Just because Canada is north of here doesn't mean she's any closer to heaven than the rest of us, right?
Nah, Sally is a sweetie. A very naughty sweetie, but a sweetie nonetheless. It's why she stars in the caption at all. Seems like an unlikely protagonist for this, and its' why I did it. You know those sweet ones are secretly the nastiest sluts! And we get to imagine a second transformation, from what she is currently, to a washed up porn star! We get to imagine two TF's for the price of one!
Well, who cares if a writer sells their soul? So I made Sally more of a celebrity in keeping with the whole Faustian bargain. Maybe a fringe celebrity, but one with enough earning power to make a tragic backtrack of fames something people are going to want to see, and possibly relish in it.
Hope she enjoys it, and that everyone else likes it too!
Heard this song the other day on Sirius XM and figured it'd be a good fit with this caption!
Also, check out the caption for Saturday night too! It's pretty special if you haven't seen it!