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Ron Gets Benched, or Does Lacy Win the Day!

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Yeah, it's been awhile, but look here! We've got ourselves a bona fide BENCH CAPTION!


I wanted to get a bit meta here, as I saw this picture and thought back to a bunch of captions I have made involving people being changed on benches.You can even search captions out with the BENCH label here my blog. I didn't think I had made one for Lacy so I placed the photo in a caption setting and just went with it.

I had a few vague plot lines in mind, including somehow tapping her into the matrix, but I really don't remember much about that movie, nor any of the sequels. So I just starting writing right where Ron picks up the phone, and started typing whatever came into my head as the person on the line.

Right then, I thought, who the hell would answer a random old phone on a park bench? Other than answering to find out the drop zone where you leave ransom money in exchange for a hostage or something, and unless that call was for you, I think staying away would be very prudent. From there it evolved, and I thought about going the bimbo route.

BUT, in remembering Lacy's prefs, she really prefers cross-dressing, so how about tricking the trickster? That would be amusing to write, and acknowledge that I haven't made a bench caption in a LONG time. I made one this year, one in March of 2018, and only two in 2017.

Hence the newest bench caption, and it's meta as well!


And we ended up losing TWO rock icons of the 80's. First there was Eddie Money.


And then, Ric Ocasek of The Cars. I much preferred The Cars (Best band out of Boston that wasn't Aerosmith!) but both are great acts that I look forward to hearing when I scan through the radio dial.

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