You never see advertisements for Help Wanted - Waitresses at a Hooter's restaurant .. why is that?
Well, I think this quickie caption explains it nicely!
Found the picture and thought it'd make good fodder for a TG short blast of fun, and the idea pretty much came to me all at once. The following paragraph is pretty moot now, as I ended up changing to the suggestion I had written here, by expanding the caption down to 1400 pixels, and then re-spacing the elements since I probably only needed 1300 pixels. Oh well, live and learn! Guess it goes to show that you don't have to be married to an idea if you can make it better before publication!
Had a bit of trouble ending it, as I only made the caption 1200 pixels tall. One of my thoughts was to go with something like "in 2019, Hooters had a 98 percent employee retention rate . People come for the wings, but their waitresses stay for the breasts!"
So, I think it's much better expanded out this way. Originally it was just the 2nd paragraph and the last sentence at the bottom. I think this is wittier and more much flavorful, with a bit of meat on the bone to chew on .. which is probably more than we can say about Hooters actual chicken wings!
And yes, I'd probably take the job if they let me look like that all the time. A few part-time shifts at night and on the weekends wouldn't kill me!
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Perhaps my favorite version of this song, with massive sounding drums and rave up at the end!