Karen is tits deep in femininity! How will she escape without David going down the drain?!?
I made this caption for the one "A" Karen, and considering I started writing it one night, and then finished it another, I think it is pretty coherent. I had a bit of trouble figuring out the best way to present the last paragraph. I had it worded differently, and changed it at least 3 times. I probably should have saved each one to show the progression of how I whittled it down to the final version, but I write onto the caption setting in Photoshop and edit it there too, so I don't have any of the prior replies saved anywhere. Just note that it didn't come too easily, and was pretty clunky.
But I always find it intriguing to write the inner monologue inside a conflicted transformee's mind. The back and forth between the masculine and feminine, and how it all plays out. I have no doubt that "Karen" is going to take over, bit by bit. "David" is going to be crowded out, and then absorbed into the new persona. I bet she's glad they took the apartment with the full bathroom AND that Karen's room has the largest closet .. though she'll most likely be sleeping in Damien's bedroom!
And Damien has been providing hangover service for many years now. I make an incredible omelet. Even have my own pan that is ONLY used for eggs. And if any of you bitches puts ketchup on it .. I cannot describe the punishments you will receive!
Chelle's got a new blog up and running, which you can find a link to in the right hand column. One of her first captions was made for me! You should go check it out, especially if you love hypnosis and hosiery. Wonder if that style of caption should be called .. hypnosiery!. Let's make that happen!
I hope that everyone is staying healthy and taking all the precautions necessary to keep themselves safe from that nasty little virus that's making its way around the world. No reason to go full "Masque of the Red Death" but you shouldn't be licking handrails either! And if you have to be quarantined for any reason, I do have over 10 years of captions here for you to make your way through!
I had to play this song on piano back when I was in an oldie's band in the 90's. I think this is the definitive version. It's got more gravitas than the Wayne Newton teenage 45, and is less laid back than the Dean Martin version. This version didn't chart, from what I can see, but it's the one that I was given back in the day. I made a passable attempt at the piano noodling. Oh what you'll do for money to put into your real band! I can truly relate to Adam Sandler's "Wedding Singer" movie!