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Definitely Not Jake from State Farm!

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I am so glad that Vypress has expanded her caption preferences. Now I know where to go ...


.. for when I have a specific idea in mind, especially when using pantyhose models in the captions!

It's always a good thing when I can find good looking women in photos wearing nylons and also pants or jeans. That lets me do a fun-filled "oblivious" plot with glee. I like them when their comprehension is just as the threshold of understanding exactly what is happening, but they are trained to ignore it, or push aside the ramifications of what is going on at that moment, and perhaps aren't seeing the forest for the trees.

And the zinger at the end comes from the "clueless" part towards the beginning. I love the 80's movie, Clue, based on the old board game, starring Tim Curry, Madeline Kahn and many other great character actors and actresses. I slightly modified the last line in the film for my purposes. In fact, I think I'm going to watch it when I'm done with this posting.

Another day of writing at work when you aren't sure what you want to post. I am hoping that everyone out there in foreign lands where COVID-19 is more advanced than the US at this point .. is doing well. You hear reports of entire apartment complexes being quarantined to the point where there are guards keeping everyone inside. That will be an interesting situation if that happens here in America. We've already got people bitching about the St. Patrick's Day parade in Boston being cancelled .. there are radio stations actively planning "alternative" parades on those same streets!

The paranoia is seeping in from both sides now, and I think it's worse than if we had the damn thing running rampant at this moment. Price gouging on hand sanitizer, toilet paper shortages, xenophobia and racism rearing it's ugly head again: and most people seem to be either fervently stocking up for a zombie apocalypse or running around looking to eat people's tissues to prove that it's all harmless for most people if you just wash your damn hands.

I know from wandering around with allergies / head cold over the last few days that people definitely give you a wide berth when you are out in public. Thank goodness no one asked me to wear one of those ineffectual face masks. I already look like a pariah, why not amp up the hostility factor! LOL

We are going to all have to get through this together, as a group of humans sharing a planetary ecosystem. Not just now, but once the summer is over and the threat once again looms on the horizon. I know that doesn't sit well with the non-globalists, but we need to be understanding and helpful to all the citizens of the earth, not just the ones that match the drapes. Lets hope we can do it with compassion and decency. Maybe I'm hoping for too much, but beneath this jaded individual, lies a heart that yearns to see a betterment to all society. I won't quit my day job though hoping for half the planet to hold the others hands and sing Kumbaya. Not with leaders like Cut-rate, Cut-throat Donnie leading the way.

So comment about the caption, or I am offering a AMA (Ask Me Anything!) until the end of the week, and I'll write something up either as a response to the comment, or perhaps go into more detail in a blog posting. Maybe there is something you wanted to know about Damien / Dee / Dee Dee and hadn't had the chance to ask beforehand. I'll try to be as truthful as I possibly can without revealing too many details about my real life.

I am not responsible for anything I write while I'm at work! I know not what I am writing, and I didn't review it at all when I got home!


Maybe the closest that Dave ever came to writing a "Nirvana" song, and it's rumored to be about the dear Courtney Love.Wonder why he'd write a tune like that for her? 

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