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"Demons Don't Use the Metric System" aka "One Tick Too Many!"

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Magic spells from 100+ years ago are likely to use Old English measurements, right?



Where's everyone been? Make sure you catch up on the previous captions if you haven't seen them!

Well, read the caption first, and then go continue reading afterwards. That way I won't spoil the story line for you. And I am going to explain it in the next paragraph in case you don't get it, like maybe if you have been involved with the metric system your entire life.

OK, so this caption is pretty much a rip-off of a great scene from Spinal Tap. Nigel writes out the dimensions for the Stonehenge figure that is supposed to be their stage prop .. and it's supposed to be almost to scale. However, what he doodles on that napkin has inches listed instead of feet. Of course, you will be able to see what happened down below in the music video for today's post. Do people still watch what I post at the end?

When I saw this picture, I knew what it would be, and who it'd be for. Licy likes shrinking captions, and she prefers not to have people use certain models. I figured making a POV caption would work well with both of those preferences. Even more, the person being Damien is a bit fuzzy due to how the photo was composed. Licy would be positioned on the next stool, and only 6 inches tall.

But of course, the ending does beg the question, how did Felix AND Damien become female. Perhaps Damien's wish was relatively normal and was granted in a straight-forward manner, and perhaps Felix figured he'd make a wish for both of them? Was THAT one twisted too, or did Felix make the wish to be female for both of them, and everything was fulfilled exactly as written?

I think it's pretty cool that what we thought was a trickster caption, was actually a literal caption instead, and the wishers actually fooled themselves somehow.

That heads us to the question of the day. "What do you think Damien's wish was? What do you think that Felix's third wish was, and did it include Damien in it, or did Felix get two wishes?"


Of course I was posting this. Incredible movie, and remarkably true for those who've been in bands.

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