You are getting a Blog Exclusive fresh off the presses. Just finished making it two minutes ago!
Wasn't going to post anything tonight, but saw a picture while perusing some amateur erotic sites, and came across this photo, and I thought up the caption on the spot. Where did the idea come from?
Well, the daughter's BF was laid off a few weeks ago, and he's spent the days since on the couch, smoking weed and playing video games. I know there are jobs out there, since one of my best friends was fired from his job when they closed down due to being non-essential, and within 3 days, he had a management position at a Big Box store type of retail outlet. There are also Amazon facilities about 30 miles away, along with warehouse positions in Sam's Club and BJ's Wholesale .. and some landscaping positions have become available as well. He just wants to be a lazy ass, and hope his job comes back .. whenever I guess? I'm not even sure if he's collecting unemployment at this moment.
She's not pleased by any stretch of the imagination, especially since she WASN'T laid off, and he's been smoking HER stash, that she paid for with her salary! So this was my little way of solving things Dee Mentia's way. That's the best way I know how, and keeps me from sticking a heeled boot in his sorry, lazy ass. I really don't want to be booked for assault at this point in time!
So yeah, real life inspires our TG captions. It does happen fairly often, and I think now that I've gotten this out of my system, it's time for an edible! I really do need to chill out and relax!
This is a blog exclusive, so please comment on it, or at least check in with me to make sure all my best buds are still around and not checked into the funny farm. Lower MY stress levels and give me a shout-out down below about how you've been faring so far!
Figured that this song works on multiple levels .. the stoner aspect, and the Pa-JAM-as!