Some things adapt depending upon the situation. Some things never change though!
This caption is one of the I wrote after the unpleasantness that happened at the end of March. I held it back because, ummm, reasons? I mean, I still have a number of captions I haven't finished from "the before times" that I'll get to at some point. This blogs' been real slow with visitors, page hits, and comments so I figured that perhaps I'll slow down a bit too. Be sure to read this whole blog post! I know you'll like at least two of my talking points about this weekend!
Weird thing. This morning I went to a "Stripper Name Generator" quiz, and I took the survey, entered female for the gender, but used my male name, and I ended up with, "Dementia Berry" for my stripper name. No fucking word of a lie! I laughed so damn hard. Nice to see I knew who I was, even 20 years ago! I'm not sure if that is irony, or destiny .. which is another name I thought it'd give me!
Actually went outside for a bit on the 4th. Did some clean-up of the GF's car. It's mostly been sitting there, so I had to chop down a bunch of vegetation that had decided to grow on top, and wrapped itself around the bumper. I need to take it for a spin, burn out some of the gas that has been in it since the end of March. I let it run at least, so it shouldn't stall out, and I won't have to jump it.
Also, saw my daughter in a public setting for the first time in quite some time. We went to a local beach near where I grew up, that isn't really a beach, and hung out, socially distanced of course. It's nice to see my relatives and friends from time to time, and I'm trying to be extremely safe while doing so. I don't want to catch covid, and I don't wish to give it to anyone either.
Lastly, I had to buy some new cargo shorts. as most of the one I have are quite large on me now, since I'm down almost 50 pounds. The last two weeks, I have been wearing the smallest ones I had, and belted them extremely tight so they wouldn't fall off of me. I took advantage of a sale, plus a 5 dollar birthday reward, and snag 3 pairs .. and with the 5 bucks off, I bought a woman's thong on clearance!
I got the silver with black piping, and as a size large. It fits pretty well, maybe I could have went with a medium .. all except that it doesn't really do a good job of containing my junk, even when I'm not excited. Maybe I need granny panties instead? Or a sexy witch to shrink it down for a little while? Either way, it was a fun little impulse buy. Wonder if the girl that delivered my order curbside to my vehicle knew what was in the bag, and whom I was buying it for?! I'd love to know what she thought! Wouldn't you?
So I like to think that I've given everyone that visits this blog some fertile thoughts about what to comment down below. There is no reason NOT to leave something for me there, either about the caption itself, or some of the TG stuff I mentioned about this weekend. Let's get chatty, bitches!
Ah, a song back from my adolescence! When everyone was DUDE! Hey Dude! Actually met the guitar player in the late 90's when they played the club next door to where my band was playing. They hit the bar and dug the band, and yes, we called him Dude!