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Mistress Dee is a Cruel .. Mistress?!?

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Well, Mistress is right in the name. And this is definitely cruel scenario, don't you think?


The other day, I was feeling pretty domme, and I saw this picture and knew I could do something with it. Wanted to bring some light humiliation into the story, and as I was writing it, I thought, "How could I REALLY be cruel to my sub?" and then thought of a old, somewhat dirty joke. Please read the caption first so this doesn't spoil anything there.

Ok, so the gist of the joke is, an obvious lady-of-the-evening approaches a guy at a bar, and says, "I'll do anything you want for 20 bucks!" and the man looks up from his drink, and says, "Here's 40 dollars. Go paint my house!" 

So, I just HAD to throw that in there. Thus I have a sexy AND funny caption all in one. I know that Petra would find this on very amusing. Do you? I hope so! Leave comments below for this blog exclusive, and I am going to continue running the AMA (Ask Me Anything) through the rest of the weekend, so ponder away down below and I will answer as truthfully as I can!



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