Too much seriousness going on in the world right now. Time to be really silly! That's what I think!
I don't usually use pictures like this in my captions, but I happened to see it, and immediately thought of what sort of immature bastard would pose this way .. and just had to write create it right away.
I don't think there is any sort of subtext or subtlety in this at all. Just as it should be! Maybe I'm just weird, but I don't find this photo the slightest bit sexy, which I think I did what I did with it. I mean, if some girl was posing like this for me, I wouldn't turn her down, but I'd not be all, "hey babe, could you bend over and just .. oh yeah!" Maybe I like a more sensitive form of seduction I guess!
What sayeth you? Comment below about the caption, and if you'd have acted the same way under these certain set of circumstances. I feel that this might be what would happen if Ace Ventura, Pet Detective starred in a TG caption.
You might recognize this song from Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.. though some of it was cut out. Jim Carrey is/was a big metal fan and really liked Cannibal Corpse, enough so that he was able to use his clout to get them in the movie!