Yeah, this caption isn't quite politically correct, but yew all came here all for dah captionz and stuff!
I might have been able to find an English to southern redneck translator, but it was much more .. eventful for me to try to do this on mah own! Seriously, my brain hurts now from writin' like dis, and Ay gonna need ta do bigly book-learnin' ta gets mahself back to da smartlypants I wuz befowa!
This may or may not be a fantasy for you .. I can't say that being all dolled up and bimbotized as a former beauty show contestant with big hair and lots of makeup who sounds like a southern doll isn't something I hadn't thought about. Your mileage may vary .. but I thought this might be an interesting psychology experiment in caption format at the very least .. and play with some of the dynamics of parents and their offspring. Momma probably didn't like him too much because he was very much the same as his Dad. However, if he was born female, then she'd definitely want to bond, and get him involved with child pageants and cheerleading and all that fun stuff she did before the old man knocked her up right out of high school.
And I was thinking about the song, "Fancy" most famously done by Reba McEntire. Hell, I'm pretty sure I've done at least ONE other caption based on the song. Here's one of them, just click RIGHT HERE! The song is about a mother who dolls up her oldest daughter and makes her an "escort" so that she could escape her poor life. Figured that would be a good starting point here, though I think she is going to try to be an honest woman if at all possible.
So, this is a blog exclusive. Comment away, and you can bitch at me for using stereotypes if you wish, but TG captions can be so rife with them, I don't think it'll be too much water off my back! Anyone else have something like this as a fantasy? Give details below please!