Get your big eggplant and banana emojis here on my blog!
One thing I've learned by messaging friends lately is that simple emojis are not just simple emojis .. they have other, often sexual connotations that sometimes is understandable, and other times leaves you baffled as to who dreamed up the ideas. It's almost like the old-fashioned hanky code .. look it up kids!
Anyway, I wanted to make a nice little quickie since I have an interesting weekend coming up, and I had this picture saved from back in June of 2020. Hot woman in the loose nuts aisle of the grocery store .. how could I possibly use THAT image? Well, I didn't use it back then, and when I looked at it again, my first thought was that guy in the back yelling, "Hey Lady! I've got your nuts right here!" which just makes me think about summer baseball games at Fenway Park .. and gets my mind racing.
From there, it was just fleshing things out with a few quick lines by our newly transformed "lady" to whip up something fresh and fun. Nothing to ponder at all .. she isn't thinking very well, and neither should we! Just drink in the situation and enjoy.
Going to probably be a rough weekend for me, so why not have a distraction? I will do an AMA (Ask Me Anything) in the comment section, so ponder away AND also talk about this blog exclusive! Love to see a bunch more supermarket innuendos!