It completely makes sense to me .. young Leroy 'Wikipedia' Brown was such a horny young man!
Well, yes, I probably have sullied the reputation of a really good children's book series from my youth, but it was too much fun to not use. I mean, I suspect that so many of my readers have read at least one of the books, and know the set-up and framework of the short stories.
I also used a premise from a Gene Wilder movie about Sherlock Holmes' smarter brother, and threw some Holmes lore into the caption too .. but also went in with the plot of another kids show (Inspector Gadget) that the sidekick was the actual smart one, and sooooo Sally was the one solving all the 'crimes'. Perhaps this would be a web series on Brazzers or Pornhub, but still something I'd like to see acted out in a video.
In a typical Encyc!opedia Brown story, there'd be a TINY hint somewhere that EB was call out and foil the crime, and usually set up so there isn't much in the way of the reader figuring it out ahead of time. That was something I definitely wanted to run with here, so of course I had to TG up Bugs Meany somewhere in the caption, or everyone would have wondered where he was!
.. so I guess that no one could have possibly seen this ending happening, am I right? If you did, you are even more twisted than I am! Good for you, my sissy sexy sleuths!
What other kid's books / movies of our youth should we be plundering for TG captions and stories? Tell us down below! I'm always looking for inspiration!