My first caption created on my brand spanky new computer! But it won't be my last, I promise!
Sooooo, I have the new computer running .. and I have a TON of things left to do to customize it the way I'd like, but at least my basic needs are being met with it at the moment until I can trick it out exactly how I want it to be. New computers don't have DVD drives anymore, so I also purchased an external one so that I can put Office 2003 on it, as well as some DVD rippers and tons of media files.
Of course, one of the first things I put on this computer is a "portable" version of Ph0t0sh0p, so I could make captions as soon as I could. Along with that, I've really narrowed down the source image directories as well. My old computer had photos going way back to 2004 or so; and unless I'm doing a retro caption, the pictures aren't good enough quality to justify using them in 2021-2022 moving forward. For most of the most popular categories of each directory, I just went back to 2015 or so, and moved everything newer than that up to the present from the old SATA internal drive onto an external drive.
Which leads me to this caption .. You knew I'd get to that at some point, right? The image was one of the last pictures I had downloaded onto the old computer, so I thought it would be fitting to use it for the first caption on the new computer. Nothing too involved, but something simple that would show 'proof of concept' that my system was set up properly and also give me a chance to set up some basic preferences in Ph0t0sh0p.
And for those who aren't single, there are 3 dating apps referenced in the title of this caption. My thought process went that while buying a hot dog (he still has his male taste-buds for now!) he made a realization that a foot long wiener was MUCH larger than he thought, especially when flaccid and in a bun! So from there, I just figured .. maybe we can call out some of the lies that guys tell in their dating profile. Compare and contrast the lies to the truth .. to his new truth. And I do think it works here, even though it's a very short caption.
And why is he now a female? Damned if I know! Guessing maybe some witch went out on a date with him under false pretenses and wanted him to feel disappointment from the female side of things? Maybe one of the dating apps (Dates R Us ?!?) wants to have more actual women looking for dates instead of bots .. so if you don't have a real match in a month, it changes a guy into a girl so there's a bigger pool of women on the app? Perhaps you should tell me in the comments if either of those are logical, or even better, you come up with your own!