And you are STILL going to have to go to the DMV afterwards too!
I found the image a few weeks ago, but was concentrating on doing holiday captions, so I saved it for later .. which arrived today, as I was looking to get back into the normal swing of things.
I am going to have to get a new ID sometime in 2022, and that would include the update to the new REAL ID, which is a real pain in the ass. I am going to have to dig up a social security card (the original!) if I can find the fucking thing, or have a slew of other things (like an original lease, which I haven't had since 2006, when it first lapsed .. and I have not had one since, even though the house has been sold twice since then!) I am not sure where half my documentation is, because as a white person, I have not needed to prove who I am for the most part.
But for me to entre federal buildings, or fly on a plane (which, even though I haven't flown since 1999, at some point, theoretically I might need to do so in the future) so this is something I am going to have to do. Hell, I might even try to get a passport perhaps, not that I plan on going anywhere out of the country.
So I thought, how bad would the logistics of trying to get the proper documents if you had been subjected to the standard TB caption high-jinx?!? And this is the result. I figured it would be fun to put some tropes down into what could be an official document from home-state security and play around with it a bit.
And there in lies the rub. So you've become a sexy woman by some sort of punishment / meted justice, etc .. there could be some benefit to it all, until you've hit a spate of pink tape to wade through. It'd drive you completely batty, wouldn't it? Who said I wasn't vengeful and creative in my traps?!? Completely Dee-abolical!