I've got a program tailored (or Taylor'd) to meet any sissy's needs. Just ask an alumni about my methods!
I think what did it for this photo to become a caption is (1) the look on her face, and (2) the dainty way she clasps the unseen male chaperone's hand to lead her down the steps. The hair and outfit helps too. Just a cute scene that almost wrote itself. Once I started, the story just took off on it's own, especially after I got a handle on who was "narrating" the plot .. which of course made me tack on some extra bonus stuff at the end.
And if you are graduating from some higher institution of learning, or know someone who is, CONGRATS! I am happy for anyone that gets a diploma, especially if I don't have to sit through the ceremony on a hot field or in a hot gymnasium. If I ever enroll in college, I am going to make sure that I graduate in December; for myself, and everyone else that will watch me earn a degree.
I've got a question too .. where the hell did everyone go?!? Please do drop by and comment, let me know how you are doing, and that you haven't all be changed into your feminine dream persona and abandoned this blog for a life of leisure and pleasure and lingerie! At least tell me how I can get some too!
And not quite a parody about dancing the funky chicken at your 80th birthday, but it's Greg Giraldo!