n a pinch, apply this caption liberally! I can tell you another thing, you really won't be CURED! NA!
Who doesn't love some Sodium humor?
Honestly, a real life incident inspired this story line, well not the TG part, but it was still definitely a shock! Hope you enjoy this seasoned return caption I made for Jinny (Jezebel) and enjoy the flavor profile!
Please read the caption first, and if you don't really understand it, here's the explanation for what is going on .. And for those who don't know, for those who can't have salt, they have fake salt which is usually Potassium Chloride. Yes it IS technically still a salt, but not the kind that makes traditional sea / salt water.
So, there you go! Who had "mermaid-ish caption" on the Dee's monthly caption output bingo card?
Quickie discussion question .. Zoe asked me, "If you were about to have SRS, what would be the last thing you would say to your cock?"
First off, I wouldn't want that done .. I like my crotch exactly the way it is at the moment, and would only become a woman if it was a magical thing, with no strings attached (insert tampon joke here!) Anyone who would go through the complete surgery is truly brave in my opinion, and it is a serious topic. But since I will try to be entertaining here, I think I'd paraphrase one of my favorite authors, Douglas Adams, and say, "So long, and thanks for all the boners!" And then hope that they made a plaster cast of it so I wouldn't ever forget it! Also, then if anyone told me to, 'go fuck myself' I could smile back at them and say, "I'll be doing that later tonight, sweetie!"Who wouldn't want THAT last laugh with the smug snark?
How would you answer Zoe's question .. and I'm looking for humorous quips mostly!
And why not go all MST3k on everyone's ass too?!?