Yeah, yeah, Halloween is coming at the end of the month. But basic bitches be psyched for something else!
Yes, indeed. It's a stereotypical TG caption using worn tropes. It still works though, doesn't it? Don't tell me you don't have this fantasy .. of just one day, you feel that silky feel on your now shaved legs, and you are wearing .. is it true? Yoga pants?!? And then you get a text from your (boy)friend confirming that you'll be going apple picking that Saturday, and perhaps a romantic hay ride that evening? Your friends will be sooooo jelly!
Hope you enjoy this little slice of autumn delight. I might go out for a cider and a scone. Put on that cozy sweater with the bulky collar, and we'll meet up by the fireplace!