I mean, at the end of the day, they are all actors, even if they can't really act .. there's STILL drama!
I went into this caption with a great picture, but no idea what I was going to do with it. Figured that would be a great way to get back into the swing of things, and (1) get the creative juices flowing once again, and (2) reestablish myself after having a bad month, with both personal things that I've discussed, and also, the Bl0gger issues that I've also talked about here. It's not an exaggeration to say that I almost walked away and "retired".
Anyway, I got it into a caption setting and ran some ideas through my mind. The main one was that with the pubic hair shown, I thought that perhaps a micro-peen story could be in play, with some embarrassment and humiliation that could be brought into the story. As I pondered it though, it was a bit too straight-forward, and I've had a few captions lately that were "right to the point" and while that isn't usually very "Dee-like" I thought that doing those would also be "Dee-like" in that I do try to reverse course on everyone else's expectations.
Her pose (Jessica Jones from Southern Charms) is playful, and I figured I'd lean into it, and I thought about the movie 'Chasing Amy' by Kevin Smith, that I watched again recently. Hooper X was a character that acted militantly in front of comic book fans, but was very 'out' in his personal life. I thought about that, and thought, "that'd be a good idea for a caption!"
Honestly, what would 'most people' rather see? A strong independent tr@ns person, taking one step at a time into a larger world, gaining confidence, trials and tribulations .. or a dude forcing another dude to become a $!$$y online, at 12.99 a month? Prurient interests abound.
And in this caption, capitalism rules! all that money is funding what she wants, and subverting the narrative in a beneficial way. Even the ending is so playful, and it makes me feel happy.
What does the caption do for you? Maybe it does nothing, and you can certainly tell me that if you wish. Did it go in a way you didn't expect when the 1st paragraph ended? Do you ever wonder about the behind-the-scenes of your favorite porn clips, even if it's just an amateur couple going at it in the privacy of their own bedroom? I certainly do, and love watching 'blooper reels' where all sorts of things can go wrong, which lead to multiple takes for line readings, premature or mis-aimed d!ld0 squirts, wardrobe malfunctions, or when pets (or unsuspecting roommates!) pop into the room or frame of the camera. It's a blast to watch!