Well, you shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth, amirite?
One of my more original Christmas caption ideas this year.
I would imagine that being a larger gentleman with a long, flowing white beard might NOT be what some guys really want. It's not usually the most sexy look for guys, unless you know some women that are into the "Hot Santa" type thing?
So I went the Christmas wish route, which isn't the 1st or last time I went with that trope this year .. but how could I not? I just love the genre, with the star of wonder, star of light just begging for people to wish upon it!
Any, I created Bertha here in AI, and as usual .. the fingers were all fucked up, even after I specifically said there should be 5 on each hand. In fact, the arm was slightly mutilated too, but with some judicious editing, and the focus on the bountiful boobs filled with jelly where it should be, I think it came out fine.
So instead of looking into Ozempec and Just for Men .. just wish upon the Christmas Star and embrace the gray hair! May you never leave a lusty lap empty ever again!