Got my mind on my money and my money on my mind.
Still feel like shit, but at least I'm coherent enough to make captions, like this one I literally just posted to the Haven for Baroness Vanessa. Didn't know much about her, so I looked at her preferences and saw she didn't mind race changes and she liked being undercover. I had an idea for a caption and found this picture as a good "after all the changes" photo. That way I could just work in the actual details into the wording itself, and the expectation that the scientist and his assistant were ready to activate the new black female.
After reading her preferences when I was done, I noticed that she liked being in control after the change, so I went and added the last line. It ended up naming the character for me, and I got to squeeze out another old line or two from dance/rap songs of the past. I like to think that I'm not so much reinforcing stereotypes through rap music as I am in highlighting how out of touch white scientists are from current pop culture aka how lame ass they truly are. I hope people will read this as though I was Kevin Smith, not a racist.
Full disclosure for those who are even less down with rap than I am .. 'Snoop'in Around refers to Snoop Dogg who was known for his "fo' shizzle" styled talk 10-15 years ago. Chronic and Chronic 2001 are albums by Dr. Dre, now mostly known for "Beats by Dre" and had a song called, "Fuck Wit Dre Day". Of course, "Sisters are doing it for themselves" was a song from like the 80's done by Aretha Franklin with the Eurythmics. Also, I don't think I'd want to fuck with any girl named Drea.
If you go back a few blog posts, you'll see that we have "found" Hailey Pixley and for the time being, she'll be inactive in TG captioning. Hopefully soon, she'll be back up and giving us leggy girls again for our viewing and creative pleasure. You can read the full comments in the post with her name in the title.