Made this one last week, as I saw the picture and said, "I haven't seen many Christmas bondage captions!" so I definitely wanted to work with that idea. Earlier that day, I hit a store to pick up some sort of loose item and "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" came on over the loudspeaker and I cringed, especially since it followed another one of my least favorite songs, "Wonderful Christmas Time" which makes me wonder if Paul McCartney sold his sold to the devil, and Old Pitch's revenge is that he could only write really good songs until 1972 or so.
I used the hatred for songs like those and focused it into my caption, and still had fun. You know that if you had me as your dominatrix, you'd have to be on your toes, because other than the ballet boots you'd have to mince around in, I would be cracking wise, and any outbursts of laughter would result in at least a small spanking, or perhaps a few swats with my riding crop.
From the reference (sorta) of Hermie the Elf to the last line, its dripping with sarcasm and snark, and isn't that what the commercial version of Christmas is all about? I think most people have a few Christmas songs they like, and that they never hear because the mall is pumping out drivel to keep the people in line moving. Its sad to think that the Grinch special is nearly 50 years old and if anything, its gotten worse.
Anyway, I didn't write this as a comment on the negative parts of Christmas, I made it for fun and to have people smile. Plus I had written a few "NICE" Christmas captions and wanted to balance them out somewhat so people wouldn't think I went soft!
Now THIS is a Christmas song I can get behind. Tomorrow (for Christmas Eve) I'll be posting my favorite Christmas Song of all time, and on Christmas Day, I'll have my favorite Christmas Duet.