The true story behind last night game's most recent scandal! Black and gold panties for everyone!
You know me by now, and I dig DEEP to get you the scoop on everything that is clandestine and naughty in this world! I cannot let this go any longer. *I* am the one that hijacked the headset control system last night in Foxboro for the opening game of the 2015 NFL football season. I felt it was time to come clean. I know that they said it ended up being a radio broadcast that was coming out over the headset, but I needed something to cover the subliminal messages that I was giving to the coaches and the QB himself!
The away team had nothing to do with their loss .. can't blame it on a wide open guy catching a ball with his foot out of bounds, linemen being drawn offsides on a goal line offense, or players forgetting that the best Tight End on the planet might need to be watched occasionally so he doesn't catch the ball and score touchdowns.. Not even calling a double pass that failed miserably! When the Patriots do it, it works dammit, so it must be cheating!
None of that mattered because they were all bewildered by my enchanting voice mesmerizing them like some sort of siren call. No matter what city they came from or how strong and macho they were, I made damn sure they all acted like a bunch of crying, whining sissies. Mission accomplished!
Yeah, I'm betting those of you who don't follow football are wondering what the hell this is all about. Sorry about that, and I'll have a "normal" TG caption for you on Saturday Night. Even if you don't follow it, I can bet you'll have a good idea what happened anyway from the caption and this write up.
I think it's about time the organization embraced the outlaw image that people want to give it.
I know that being bad is a hell of a lot of fun!
Also, a interesting take on the whole "cheating" thing you can find HERE.
Also, a interesting take on the whole "cheating" thing you can find HERE.
DISCUSSION QUESTION: Do you like the "thought" balloons design I used for the radio broadcast hypnosis patter? I am wondering if I should use them occasionally, along with the dialog balloons, especially if I am using a picture that is in landscape mode. I am definitely looking for feedback on the design and if you like it, or is it too distracting?