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So, THAT'S Canadian Health Care Regulations, eh?

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Well, Clair is certainly going to be someone's awesome Canadian girlfriend!


Made this a few minutes ago for Clairbear, who is offering a Haven 2 for 1 deal on captions made by the 25th of February dealing with one of these four themes:
Theme 1. Catfish (pretending to be a girl for online dating sites) Scam gone wrong
Theme 2. A deal with a spirit gone wrong
Theme 3. forced to become a girl because of a new law or other type of order
Theme 4. Inadvertently Changed into a girl because of mistaken identity
The third one intrigued me because I know how much red tape and bureaucracy the government pumps out on a daily basis. I wonder if Clair will get a ton of captions with that theme, because its so ripe for clerical error or certain people using the law in ways it wasn't intended to be used. Hell, the old "blue laws" could come into effect somehow, where a piece of legislature passed 120 years ago but was never enforced .. UNTIL NOW!

I thought of how in the old days, you were an old maid if you hit 25 years old and weren't married with a child or two running around the house. I figured lowering the age to 21 would make it more of a deadline hassle for people ... sort of like how during Vietnam people would get married or try to get student deferment status. Guys that were close to the age would have to find a woman to have sex with so they wouldn't be converted.  From there, the twist came into my head and I immediately thought it was perfect. Non one reads the fine print with laws anyway, and there are usually riders involved giving members of the legislature pork barrel perks (in Canada, is it back bacon perks?)

It wasn't mentioned in the caption because there wasn't enough space, but another thought that occurred to me was that if SHE was the only person to have sex with a guy .. that dude might become a female too, since technically they could say that Clair was a "legal" woman, not an official woman as defined by birth, which could be some subsection of a clause added to the original document by some feminist prime minister!



DISCUSSION QUESTION: What other laws could be enacted to change guys into members of the opposite sex?Should it be a dictator state or communist territory, or a freely elected government? List there here, or better yet, make a caption for Clairbear on the Haven and THEN post the law/statute here on my blog!



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