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Fuck off, eh? Take off!

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Take off, you hoser! Its a beauty way to go!



Made this for Elly, whom I lost a particularly close fantasy football game to this past week. If it wasn't for Aaron Rodgers throwing for 6 friggin' touchdowns, I'd have won handily. Oh well, I am no longer in 1st place in the Haven Bowl league. Maybe I can put together another winning streak and move up the rankings again. Bren's team has been kicking ass the last few weeks, and I want to stay ahead of her at least!

The caption is pretty straight forward. I thought to myself, what could be worse than being turned into a woman .. of course! Being turned into a Canadian! The jokes themselves are pretty harmless, and I think it comes out of a politically correct society .. the only thing left to make fun of are blondes and Canadians . and mostly because people think they are harmless and docile. So they have poutine at most fast food restaurants, think Rush should have been in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 15 years ago, and "gifted" us Alan Thicke and Nickelback. They'll be the last ones laughing when Prime Minister Wayne Gretzky perfects his weather control device and ... I better keep quiet about what those wonderful Canucks are working on .. other than to say "Michael J. Fox in a Robocop suit". Perhaps I've already said too much?!?!





And yes, everything I ever learned about Canada came from Bob and Doug McKensie. I'm sure you'll all be happy to know that I resisted using the tired "aboot" thing instead of "about". Beauty eh?

DISCUSSION QUESTION: So did the last posting suck? Got a REAL lack of views and it could've been the slow weekend, but I think its the lowest viewed post in a few months. I was trying something a bit different, and was taking inspiration from Sara's Sissy Confessions. Maybe I just didn't do it right, or people didn't like the "gay' part in the advert?

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