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Sweets to the Sweet! Happy Valentine's Day!
Hope everyone is having a wonderful Valentine's Day!.. and if not, you are allowed to shove an arrow straight up Cupid's ass!Not much to say, but it is definitely a full moon out there. All sorts of...
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Can You Read the Writing on the Wall?
Its amazing how quickly Pop Culture regurgitates itself!Wow, I made this one almost 5 years ago. Hard to believe I've been doing this for awhile now. I look at my older work and can still remember many...
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She's Got Electric Boobs .. Blah Blah Blah!
Excuse me while I kiss this guy!I had a lot of fun making this caption, ostensibly for Leda, to whom I owe a caption to. I haven't posted it yet, since its more of a fun little joke than an actual...
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A mirror from SRU .. what could possibly go wrong? and DIY results!
I see a wonderful night at the bar for you in the looking glass!Made this one for Lyndee's birthday a few years ago. It was a bit of a quickie, but I think it came together really well. I wrote it as a...
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Not Quite "Born on the Fourth of July" !!
But definitely "Made in the USA"!!!I hadn't made a caption for Totalditz in quite some time, and and was thinking about trying to rectify that when I came across this picture and thought it was perfect...
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Not Just Outlaws Use Guns! .. and new DIY contest!
Just a little something I whipped up for the blog.Hope everyone is having a safe and healthy weekend. We are feeling a bit under the weather, but still hanging in there. Its nice that we haven't seen...
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The Realities of Magic!
When reality and magic meet, could you really believe?This was another one of those captions I made without anyone in mind, and the idea I had didn't really lead to me giving it to someone. In the...
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Trying to Wrap Your Mind Around .. Your Waist!
I made up the title when posting it to Felicia, and it seemed to work for it!Honestly, I really like this one a lot, but its sort of built on a non sequitur that seems like something that would've been...
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A Sharp Learning Curve
There is so much subtlety in being a woman!Made this one for Sarine Davis (aka Belladonna) as a nice little quickie to let her know I was thinking about her. I knew she'd love the photo I found, and I...
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Tonight Better Be the Night!
or its a long life ahead for him!Made this one a few years ago for Feargas, who liked being trapped in pregnancy, from what I can remember. This is an example of what I can do when I have to stick...
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Maybe There IS Another Underlying Issue .. or Is It Underlaying?
Either way, there IS an issue afoot!I was rooting around, deep into my d'archives, and found this picture I think I saved almost 10 years ago. It was a small set, from dressed to undressed, and it was...
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Maybe I'm bitchy Because You Don't Listen to Me!
or maybe I really AM a bitch!This caption was for Elysia, aka the former Argus that so many people would recognize under that name. She mentioned wanting captions with a "corrupted by clothing" sort of...
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A Bad Seed Makes for a Fertile Garden!
Magic shouldn't be a substitute for good parenting!I made this one for Demisword last weekend and it was a lot of fun to make. The picture was very colorful and dynamic, with a relatively pleasing...
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Don't Let Ms. Mentia Find You Leaving the School Grounds!
Sneaking out or sneaking in? That sounds like a caption I haven't written yet!I wanted to write a "clean caption" for Courtney Captisa, of Courtney's Clean Caps fame. I used one cuss word and only...
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Wedding Ring Around the Collar!
The force was strong with this one!Made this one almost five years ago! Getting long in the tooth here as a captioner! LOL Polecat has been around about as long as I have, so we have made quite a few...
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This Is What Happens When You Find a Stranger in the Alps!
Shut the fuck up Donny!Just a little quickie for some fun. People often wonder what happens when Simone and I let loose some aggro on a weekend and end the evening tits up until sunrise. I think the...
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Red Heads Don't Pay Attention ... Right? Huh?
Oh well, Caitlyn seems to have a handle on the situation!Made this one a few years ago for my dear friend, Caitlyn. I believe the model is Bianca B.and I approve when models show that they care about...
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She's Not a Hoop Widow This Year!
This is how it works right? Sharing a common interest will always bring spouses even closer together. Perhaps sharing a closet will help that matrimonial bond even more than sports!Made this one for...
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Only Bimbos Are Distracted by Shiny Things!
Sometimes you need to focus on truly important things!Made this one for Terri about 2 weeks ago. Its interesting for me, because for once, the title of the caption came to me before I fleshed out the...
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Elise's Big Gaff(e)!!
At least its not an Xbox One. I mean, no one owns one of those, right?Made this one for Elise on the Haven, who of course would love to look like this. The model is hella cute, and he won't have to be...
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