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This Ain't a Scene, It's a God-Damn Arms Race! I'm Not Okay .. I Promise!
I'm in the business of misery, let's take it from the top.She's got a body like an hourglass that's ticking like a clock.Hmmm, who's in a big Emo mood right now? This lil' Mentia girl is, that's who!...
View ArticleThe Art of Pranking Someone When They Least Expect It!
I think that everyone can learn from this caption. There is a time and place for pranks, and when you land one, the recipient has to acknowledge how good it is .. .. but mess with a person's morning...
View ArticleHe's Going Into the Final Round of .. Gender Swap Sweepstakes!
If she remembers her modesty, or lack of it, she'll do just fine in the bonus round!Yeah. So this is the first of two Game Show captions that I've made in the last few days. Not sure how or why I came...
View ArticleHappy Thanksgiving to Everyone .. Even Those in Other Countries!
Everyone should have something to be thankful for, no matter how down and out you might feel!(and no, that isn't me. It's Lorelei from Southern Charms)Wasn't going to post a Thanksgiving caption today....
View ArticleRon Goes Black Friday Shopping to Dementia's Secret! Plus a bonus caption!
I hope everyone will join Dementia's Whisper Club this Black Friday. Membership has its privileges!And what's my secret? I I have a knack for knowing what is (or isn't) in between your thighs.If I'm...
View ArticleThe Bimbo Shemale's Favorite Recipe! You HAVE to read this one! Trust me!
A wonderfully fun caption, and it came about because my eyeballs are getting older! YAY?!?Made this caption for a relative newbie on the Haven, Addie Klein, and she doesn't mind being a bimbo shemale!...
View ArticleHappy Birthday to the Magical Game Show's Under@ge Contestant!
Well, you certainly keep the years' supply of Turtle Wax. It'll keep your dresses shiny and water resistant, among other things!Made this as a birthday gift to Obsidian a little over a week ago, and...
View ArticleThree Cheers For the New Reform School!
Would there have been any doubt that this caption would be for Courtney Captisa? Nope!Quite post tonight as I have just got back from the dentist and my jaw is achy as hell. Found the picture a few...
View ArticleFound .. Guitar, Lost .. Manhood! OR A Flying V does NOT stand for a Vagina!
Made this one for an old friend on the Haven. Also, updates on TG captioners, the blog, and more!This was created for GreatGooglyMoogly, or Googs as we call him. He hasn't made a caption in over 4...
View ArticleThe "Boy" in the Glass Bubble for a New Generation!
His new milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!Honestly, I have no idea how the pheromones got into his room. Perhaps there's a birth control factory in town that's been dousing the people with them...
View ArticleWinners Never Tie When It Comes to Breastaurants!
Anyway, nice to see the banker from Deal or No Deal make an appearance in another role here!Yeah, I probably based this on an old Simpson's episode (an early Flanders episode!) that I probably have...
View ArticleRhonda, the (Victoria's) Secret Service Agent!
Great Reagan's Ghost! It's such a cliche now, but doesn't everyone still want an old president's ghost to change them into a female? C'mon inside and see how that worked out for Ron!I was listening to...
View ArticleMovin' On Up to the Least Side of Town!
Not exactly something you'd have seen on the Jefferson's, I will tell you that much!Made this one for botmin, who is a newbie to the Haven. She likes racial changes that can lead to embarrassing...
View ArticleMom Said You Had to Sort Through an Old Box of Clothes
Something tells me there still might be some boys clothing to donate to the poor!Made this caption for Nadine in her 2 for 1 offer. Not only do you get 2 captions back if you use one of the pictures...
View ArticleNothing But an Empty Suit .. What is Really Inside? Dee Knows!
Ahh, machinations in the business world. Who'd have thought it could come down to this?As per my original posting in Addie Klein's Haven Trading Folder:Dee set the trap, and you fell into it. One that...
View Articlethe 5th Stage of Grief! .. and Less Than Two Weeks Until Christmas?!?
Psychology hasn't been this sexy since Freud started smoking cigars! C'mon inside for more!Well, for years I had been thinking about making a caption series detailing the 5 stages of grief, but never...
View ArticlePlaying Dress Up With Your Daughter!
I think most daughters would love this. It's the mom's that are probably against things like this!.. and who didn't love Glamour Shots? Come inside for more of a discussion on that mall studio!Made...
View ArticleCrossing a Picket Line at Christmas Time?!?
Starting off Christmas week with A Jimmy Hoffa Christmas Special .. Look for the Union Label!Made this for Shauna Marie. I think this might be the only Xmas caption this year that doesn't implicitly...
View ArticleThe Most 2017est Christmas Body Swap Ever Put Into Caption Format!
This probably sums up how 2017 was better than anything else I could think of. Come inside!Before reading the caption, follow these directions! Read down the left column, then down the right column,...
View ArticleXmas Shopping For Your Girlfriend at Sephora. What Could Go Wrong?
There's a good reason why I put everything I give out at Christmas time in gift bags!I hadn't planned on making more Christmas captions the other day, but I was looking through some photo directories...
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