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All Grit and Balls Man .. That's What We Are!
Well, maybe not balls. But there's definitely plenty of grit there! Could even make some pearls!That title is a quote from Keven Garnett of the Celtics, back in 2011-2012 or so. It was a quote that...
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A Real Patronage of the Arts .. Lacy Style!
Just remember, when you are rich, you aren't 'crazy', just eccentric!You can get away with so much more when you have lots and lots of money. In the past, I've called it, "Fuck You Money" and it's...
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You Better Fluff My Pillows Exactly The Way I Want Them!
Sometimes a caption sort of gets away from you, and I've learned to let it go where it takes me!I was originally going to make this caption for KarenSue, with the premise being that ,, the wife said...
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Making the News? I AM The News!
The only bad publicity is NO publicity! Film at 11!Just a quickie that stars Fiona, because she's the last person to comment here on my blog. I hadn't decided whom to make it for when I was crafting...
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No Need to Build Up Our Immunities!
I hope everyone follows the science in this caption, as I think it actually works out!At least it did when I put in the time to research it all .. online of course, with reputable sources!I hadn't made...
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Ebony or .. Ebony?
You don't have to have vision any better than Stevie Wonder to figure this one out!Not really sure where I was going with this when I made it, but I went with it, which is for those who like to become...
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My Step-Brother Is a Step-Bother!
Though soon enough, he isn't going to be either, if I can help it!Had a tough time coming up with a sufficient title for this caption. I consider this caption like the R rated version of a Totalditz...
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No Longer Has a Joystick .. More Like an X(boy)-Box One!
Little boys play with Transformers .. Bigger boys play with Nintendo Switches.I haven't really gamed online in a long time. I'd play more if they brought back MILFenstein 3D!As soon as I saw the...
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Always the Same Old Hotel Rooms!
Not something that I usually write about as a caption subject. Come inside and see what I wrote!As someone that has been a connoisseur of captions, and been a writer of them for 15 years or so now,...
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I'm Going to Take That Challenge!
Can I use an innocent piece of stock photography and make it kinky as hell? I'm going to try!I mean, anyone can take some sort of pornography and write a sexy little blurb about it and turn it into a...
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Maybe One of Us Was Just Shy or Something?!?
There's a reason why we keep going back to this trope .. because it's awesome!Made this for Totalditz aka Ashlee, and I know it's something we both have made a thousand times before, but .. I think it...
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Take Me to Church!
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies.I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife.Why not get slightly biblical with this one? I mean, someone has said that magic and science...
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Realistic TG Captions? You're Not a Fan?
Well, fantastical captions do have their place as well, but it still needs to be grounded in some reality!The picture just drew something out of me, and it was a bugaboo I've had for a long time now. I...
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Incident at Tragic Falls!
Like the "House on Haunted Hill" .. was the house haunted, or was it the hill itself? Both?So anyway, this one came out of just looking at pictures that lead to the post from the other day, and after I...
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A Little "Sewing" Circle of Friends, Perhaps?
Well, it's definitely SOME sort of circle, though it also has four corners!Made a little quickie that I thought was fun, and everyone can imagine they are hanging out with me .. and you also get to...
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Never Trust a PornHub Imp!
And that goes double for an Xhamster Hamster! What the hell am I even talking about?!?Well, I had an thought about making a caption with the worst possible magical wish gone wrong, and one that would...
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You Look Stunning! I Want Your Body Right Now!
Well, Callie was the only one that wanted this body .. so let's see if she gets it!There was no way that I wasn't going to use this picture, as it just screams femininity .. the hair, the makeup, the...
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She's My Best Friend. God, I Hate Her.
Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Bullshit Has A Body Count. How very!Well, I found this picture and thought it'd make a good Halloween caption. I mean, we are only a few days away from one of my favorite...
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Don't Dream It .. BE IT!
That line, spoken by Frank N Furter, should be everyone's mantra going forward.Well, I hope that everyone is having a wonderful Halloween weekend. I don't think I'll hit up a live shadowcast version of...
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It's Definitely More Ironic Than Black Flies in Your Chadonnay!
Mr. Play-It-Safe definitely has a new routine, by way of his new/old husband!Well, Christian stepped up to the plate and wanted his yucky male 'body swapped', and so I can now post this caption. Now...
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