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I Am Not a Number, I'm a Free ...

Hey Baby? What's your number? 6 ? That seems like a few digits short!Made this one a number of years ago for Jillisa, figuring she might be the kind of person that understood the pop culture reference....

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A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes ..

.. While your head screams, "WHAT?!?"Made a caption for Sarine this afternoon. Found the photo whilst web browsing and the story came to me almost immediately. The actual room and her outfit screams,...

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Haventech .. for all your medical needs! .. and 2.5 million pageviews!

We'll help you grow a backbone!For some reason, I don't think this would be covered under my health care plan. Its a shame really, because I had scoliosis when I was a child. They never offered this...

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Go Crazy? Don't Mind If I Do!

You can't say that I never write captions for myself, now can ya? huh? oh yeah!Well, as you probably know by now, I didn't win Powerball, but its up to 400 million dollars now so its an even bigger...

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While Strolling Through The Park One Day ...

.. and just hit a little speed bump!Made this one for Katie Mills as I was pretty sure I owed her a caption and when I saw this picture, I knew it'd make a good one for her (though it would've fit...

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Baking Brownies

Some Lovin' from the Oven!Making this a real short post. Had quite a long day, and got home to relax and found out that the GF's car stopped moving about 2 miles from her work, which is about 45 miles...

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Measuring up to the Competition!

You don't want to end up on the short end of the stick.Let me start off by saying "AARRGGHHH!!" Our mechanic was so busy (meaning he really does good work) so he didn't get a chance to look at the GF's...

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Mingling at the Party!

Try a mimosa .. its really good!Made this one the other day for Tranzmute, though I didn't proof and post it until today. It needed some editing, as I didn't like the order in which I had them saying...

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Another Caption Blogger leaving .. Sweet as Candy!

So when does this constitute an epidemic of departures?!?Candy (aka One Eyed Pirate on the Haven) is taking the foreseeable future off from captioning. You can read about it HERE though its not really...

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Too Many Cooks Spoil .. The Broad!

Soup really IS good food!I am still completely frazzled and been running around non-stop. Still don't have a vehicle for the GF, so I've been working partial days, using vacation days for the rest of...

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Neuyu Motors .. My first trade caption ever made!

I thought sure that I had posted this here before!This was my first ever trading caption, and my second ever created! I made it for Cassandra of Troy who was quite busy in making captions and...

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9 AM Sharp .. On the Dot!

That saying doesn't really work very well in this digital age, does it?Made this caption today as I actually had a few minutes to myself again! WOOO! My Grandmother will be heading back down south this...

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Unruly Boys Make Better Good (Sissy) Girls!

Another one I thought I had posted but don't see here on this blog!If you don't want to read about personal stuff, head to the first video, then read from there!Going to write this in dribs and drabs...

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Missing Model Mystery ... or You're Just Being Shellfish!

  I can see how that title encompasses .. huh?Yeah, I made a few captions today. Wasn't planning to, but when stretching at the gym, I tweaked something, so I went home instead of making it worse.This...

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If I Had a Good Mind, I'd ...

Posting 3 days in a row ... how novel!Wanted to post once more before the weekend. I managed to get everything done at work and am now taking a (hopefully!) relaxing 4 day weekend before jumping back...

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Nonchalantly waiting for help in the park!

Is there such a thing as a generation gap?Don't have much time to chat here. I wasn't able to post last night as we got back quite late. Had to travel 300 miles round trip on Saturday to help out the...

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Makeovers Aren't Cheap .. Ya Know?

Who truly wins a bet like this?Well, I was trying to put a twist on a caption style that has been around for quite some time, and probably done to perfection by Brittany Shagwell. It goes along with...

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Slow and Steady Probably Won't Win You This Race!

.. but at least you won't break an ankle!Made this one for Jinny (Jezebel) who was looking for quirky captions. Well, I like to think that most of my stuff is slightly off-center so when I saw this...

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Don't You Like the View?

Sometimes you need to look at something a different way and it'll make more sense!Going to be a quick little post, since its Saturday afternoon and I've got some things to do with the GF and my...

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Purge the Soul with Fire!

Damn ... she is burning up with fever!Another quickie posting tonight. Been quite busy and haven't had much time to do much, though I did get to watch some football yesterday. Patriots won! 49er's won...

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