Dee-lusions of Grandeur

What a complete fucking rush!

I don't think I posted this one back when it was created for Debi (JPL) in June of 2011. Here's what I said when I originally posted it to her trading folder.

I had tried using this picture awhile back, but was honestly stumped.

Since I owed you a few, I remembered I had marked something up before abandoning it, and this time, something came to me. It is whimsical at first, but then ummm, gets kinda dark.

Hope you enjoy, and that no one (especially you) gets offended by this. It started out with an idea of "stop making that face or it'll freeze that way" and I sort of took it to its logical progression.

I'm glad most people thought it wasn't too dark. I mean, its just a hilarious face to make, and its obvious that the guy in the picture ISN-T in any sort of physical pain at all. I'm guessing it was one of those brazzer blooper photos they post from time to time, and those almost always work in a TG caption setting!

ACHIEVING FOUR MILLION VIEWS!!

This snuck up on me, I admit. Last weekend. Dawn (commentator) hit 2 million and Kelly (sp2000) reached the big 6 million page views, and I was excited for them. I then wondered how close to the next milestone I was, so when I went to my stats page, I was shocked to see that I was about 20k from the magic number.

I think from now on, unless I severely slow down my output, I'll just celebrate the even numbers, so the next big one will be 5 million. At this pace, I could hit that around April of next year, but I'll put it conservatively around the end of June 2015. Hope to see each and every one of you then, with hopefully many more captions and discussions to rant and rave about! This is all about you the viewer!

I thank you for being here with me through the ups and down of life and the effort of those who help make this blog what it is today .. a joy and pleasure to maintain!

... or just end up all wet?!?

Made this one earlier today for RMP (Ron) who writes some of the tightest. most compact, TG captions you will ever see. I discovered her before I made captions, and when I did start making them .. I wanted them to have the same brevity that he used. I've tooted his horn before, so I won't go down that trail again, but just wanted to mention that I've been a fan of his work going back at least 8-9 years ago.

It was hard to ignore this topic with how much national press it has now gotten over the last few days, with people like Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake getting on board with it. It started here in New England a few weeks ago, and has just sky-rocketed with the amount of awareness it has created, and how much money it has raised. As I wrote in Ron's folder with this posting:

Yeah, I sort of gave it away in the title, but wanted to get attention to it. If you haven't done the ALS challenge yet, do so. Or better yet, just donate some money to a local ALS charity in your area. Do both in a bikini if you wish. Probably would be lots of fun!

I know two people that have died of ALS, and I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy. Everything that they were, still is, but its trapped inside a body that refuses to do what they want.

Anyway, I hope people do enjoy it for what it is, and let is get this thing licked!

No need to rewrite it, as I can just cut and paste. Its an expensive disease too. The conversion van that one of my friends that was dealing with it had found a used one .. for 40k! A local church fundraiser put a big dent into the cost, and when he died, he left it to a local ALS chapter for them to use for transporting people that couldn't afford their own vehicle.

I can't tell you to do the challenge, as we are a very secretive bunch, as well we should be. I also can't tell you what charities to give to, as to be honest, many of them are completely deserving of all the money that people can give. Most ALS charities though are quite efficient with how their donations are handled, and if you do feel like sending them a Hamilton, they'll put it to good use!

As for the caption, I just had to use THE most prominent TG universe EVER! That and the requisite twist that accompanies that man in the bathrobe. Hope you enjoy!

or maybe it wasn't hiding as much as you thought!

Today's caption is about discovery, for both James in the caption, and us the readers. I have to admit, I can be fucking jaded when it comes to the whole TG scene. Been reading Fictionmania since it existed, and before that was awaiting ftp updates from the Nifty archives and after that, the various emailing lists that catered to transformations of different sorts. When something new comes along, its wonderful to see, but alas, that doesn't happen very often. Its why I still love the Haven, as we still get people that are just venturing into our little subculture grin like kids on Christmas morning looking under the tree for their presents. Its funny to call their feelings "innocent" because of the subjects implied, but it is like taking a kid to Disney World and they get their first look at Cinderella's Castle up close.

And that is what I wanted to convey in this caption. The starting out on the journey of self-discovery, with perhaps a supportive partner too! I wanted to give it a bit of squirminess and apprehension, while playing with what can be an embarrassing situation. Finding out you have these feelings in front of someone you probably like and want to impress can be frightening, especially if you've tried to block them out in the past. The picture played a big part in the development of this caption, as the model is not big chested, and the right parts are covered up. The outfit is likely one a guy would wear when first starting out dressing up with a female friend's help, and the hair isn't obviously styled or colored in an overtly feminine way.

Its hard to determine if the main character is denying what he feels or isn't quite sure how he feels, but isn't that true anyway? Once something becomes commonplace, the stakes are raised. I think anyone that has been in this mindset before knows how it most likely escalates until 'stasis' is achieved. Whether that is complete dressing on the weekend, or panties underneath work clothes, or having your wife fuck some guy on the back patio as she rents your french maid ass to a canasta party her sister holds for her Zumba class every other Sunday. Each level is something refreshingly new to those who haven't been there before, and give a certain pleasant memory to the more experienced in the scene. "Those were the days," indeed!

Celebrate what you enjoy, and lift up those who follow in your footsteps. Give your knowledge and understanding without pissing out their fire before it can even get going. And lastly, try not to be as condescending as this entire blog post sounds! It wasn't my intent!

DISCUSSION QUESTION: What excited or thrilled you the most when you first had the TG bug hit you? For those old enough, it can be pre-internet. How long did it take before it escalated somehow, whether from finding something online or in real life, and how consuming was it? Has it leveled off, reached a point of consistancy, or varied between periods of binges and purges?

Of course, you are very welcome to talk about the caption itself and what I wrote about above. There should be another sissy caption coming soon, starring Leeanne, so keep popping in!

There's a first time for everything!

When I saw this picture, I knew it was for Leeanne, and I had a pretty good idea what it was going to involve in the plot. I mostly needed to write out the dialog and see where exactly it went. I wrote it straight out in the caption setting, and I didn't have to edit or shrink down the text size at all, as I pretty much had everything I wanted to say in that text box. It had to be visceral and it had to be straight to the point. It was "go time" and the time to truly be apprehensive left the building right as his wife came in to check on where he was and what he was doing. The ending was written due to the way her body is posing in front of the mirror, which gave me the idea on how to conclude it.

Is it any different than psyching yourself up for a big game? You have to squelch your doubts and get focused on the task at hand. Confidence is sexy, and half the battle when you want to do well. In this caption, his wife is like the head coach giving a last minute speech before heading out of the locker room. Just the reassurance that is needed to take care what needs to be done, and in this case, its being a tight end for Damien. Go Team!

It is a pretty good bookend to the last caption, which also involved a sissy, or perhaps she was a proto-sissy, and that one could be considered the beginning of the journey and this one is more of a culmination. If you haven't read the previous posting, why haven't you?!? I figured there would be a few more comments for the discussion question, but the 3 so far have been great responses! I think writing the previous caption definitely influenced how I saw the source photo, and how it was capped, in a good way. I guess its ironic, given the subject material, that its so positive and uplifting to read, mostly because everyone gets exactly what they want, unlike many of the trickster captions I design. At least that is how I see it, and I don't mind anyone posting below how they interpret the caption.

Well, I posted this song because I don't know many good cuckolding songs except "Tits" by Sparks which I've already posted a few times before. Besides, if you are looking like this, you're a girlfriend at that point! RIP Peter Steele!

When the player gets played, all bets are off!

Made this one for CynJyn, now known as Desiree on the Haven. I always thought that the best birth control protection I could get for my daughter would be to NOT have her be a girl on dates! She could never get pregnant if she was having sex as a guy. I can't tell you how many times I had fun thinking about the boys she would be dating turning into cute teenage girls that my daughter could put the moves on and turn the tables.

So anyway, that played out here in the caption. I thought that the smooth operator would start changing when he got inside the building, and slowly change as he made he way up to the apartment. From a bouquet of flowers when he started, to a single rose that she is carrying, and finally a lapel flower for the now male version of my daughter, wearing exactly what the old guy thought worked wonders on women. I guess HE really likes guys the way he used to be. Kind of an interesting juxtaposition I think.

You KNOW you want to service me!

Made this one awhile back for JPL/Debi back in June of 2011. It was a bit of a departure for me, and I deliberately tried to make it something slightly different than what I'd been doing at the time. I am pretty sure I had the picture on my hard drive for a few weeks, and damn! Aren't those awesome heels? Where was I? Oh yeah, so anyway, here's what I had said in a follow up to something Martha had commented upon:

Thanks. I was trying for a different feel, and wanted to show that the former Mack actually was more free now than he was before, even though he was serving his Mistress. He just needed to be "liberated" properly.

I mean, think about it ... we are often dressed up in constricting suits with nooses around our neck, confined to a small cubicle for a work space, and locked into rent or mortgage, relationships, family obligations, and cell phone contracts. Even travel involves patdowns, security checks, and endless paperwork.

Makes scenes like this caption seem much more tolerable, doesn't it?

Looking at it again, a layer that I hadn't thought about the first time I posted this is that I hope it connects with the reader more than most, because if you can't imagine yourself in Mack's place, you CAN picture yourself in the confronting role, as a friend that is trying to rescue Mack/Debi. Let your imagination run wild with what I could possibly do to you, enslaving you to your former male friend. Who knows what is actually between her legs anyway?!? Wouldn't you like to find out?

I need to join a trivia league. A bunch of friends went out to one of those games/pub food places and I kicked ass .. and about a month ago did the same thing while at Buffalo Wild Wings (if you want to go there and not eat meat, I suggest the soft pretzel bites .. really good and fairly inexpensive!) with a few of those same friends. We truly kicked ass and who doesn't like to look smartly? If there is knowledge that is truly useless, than I probably know of it!

Will hopefully have the next round of DIY Challenge for you within the week. Hadn't had a chance to pick out a photo yet or use. Any ideas on what sort of picture you'd like to see?

Sounds like a dream come true!

Made this one for Jezebel from the Haven on Monday night as I had a few minutes to make captions. I found the picture on Friday and placed it in a caption setting for Jinny, but I hadn't time to work out the actual caption due to hectic weekend. She has 3 distinct personalities from which to chose from when making a caption, and I was trying to decide which persona best fit the picture, when the idea came to me on how to incorporate a little bit of everything. When that happens, I just try to not get in the way as my muse goes to town. Jinny loves quirky things, so it gave me carte blanche to add some odd touches. I mean, how often do you see a reference to the Vince Lombardi Rest Area in New Jersey? Perhaps that will be my new "Credenza" that I can try to work into captions. Gotta keep myself from getting bored, now don't I?

I was also able to construct a caption for another captioner on the Haven, Feargas, which will be submitted as a 2 for 1 birthday special. I'll be posting that one at some point in the near future. I also have a few more in the queue that are almost completed, but I haven't polished yet, and 1 or 2 that I found while going through the catacombs of the D'archives that are just caption settings at this point that I forgot about. If/when I can flesh them out, they'll be posted as well. I feel better now knowing that I have some new material to post, and might have some momentum moving forward to create more.

A great band, that Brian Viglione (of the Dresden Dolls) plays drums with. Check out more of their stuff!

Just listen to the boss lady!

Who doesn't like to see happy endings, even in a TG caption? Its a VERY Dee caption, and though I can't totally explain why, I think everyone that looks at it would agree, in style and in content. Its got Jenkins as the boss, a protagonist using big words and putting a semi-hapless man in his place, a good looking model, and patented Dee attitude. Also, like in one of the previous captions I posted here, you could picture yourself as one of a few different characters in the story, either the Chase character or the guy who is about to get his comeuppance. Choose your own adventure when you can!

Where the hell did the summer go? It'll be Labor Day this coming Monday, which is also September 1st. Honestly, where the hell did all the time go? 2/3 of the year 2014 will have passed on that date! Yes I have already started my Christmas shopping, but that is because I'm cheap and broke: and its easier when we spend little amounts spread through 5 months, it makes much less of an impact plus we then don't have to deal too much with insane mall shoppers in December.

I am taking a 4 day weekend though to usher in the "fall" season, with kids going back to school and people finishing up their summer vacations. There is still fun to be had though, and I look forward to cooler, easier to breathe air, falling leaves, fresh pressed cider, and of course, HALLOWEEN! I really am in my element once Summer takes its last gasp.

Just thinking about if you tweaked Grease a bit where Danny was Dani for the summer and met a girl and had a lesbian or sissy fling with Sandy, who was usually a nerdy wallflower, but during that summer was a bit of a minx dominatrix .. how would the movie/story have played out? Would Dani become an honorary Pink Lady ... and would Sandy introduce Dani's backside to GREASED LIGHTNING? What do you think?

What's Labor Day Weekend without a little bit of labor? Breathe! Breathe!

Made this caption for Feargas as a birthday caption 2 for 1 special she was running. If there is any 2 for 1 deals that I can sink my teeth into, I definitely will try my hand at fitting into whatever niche they want. It can stretch my caption making abilities, and of course, getting an extra caption back is always a plus. She likes pregnancy captions and I found what I thought was a lovely, stylish source photo, so it was already half done in my mind, and I think the picture gave me enough to carve out an acceptable story. To increase its "elegance" I went with a different font that I thought worked better with the black background. Do you agree, or should I have gone with my traditional fonts?

Now onto our little DIY Challenge. We headed out to an upscale mall to shop for some new bras for the GF, as they have a Soma store there. Unlike Victoria's Secret, they actually carry foundation garments for real women, up to 44G .. so we don't have to worry as much about "sorry Ma'am, we don't carry that in your size!" They are a bit more expensive than other places, but they do have sales and their saleswomen are quite knowledgeable .. and they are so much sexier than Lane Bryant, etc ...This is what she purchased.

Pretty good as far as I'm concerned, and she likes it .. a lot! Anything that can keep those breast pillows in line makes her happy and when she's happy, I'm happy. Its one thing I've always said. You can be thrifty as hell in your outer clothing, but never cheap out on the under garments. I can't imagine spending 40-50 bucks for a pair of jeans, or a shirt, or anything other than shoes and bras. With those, you find the most comfortable and well-fitting pieces available, made with quality, and you can't go wrong.

So, that inspired me to look through a bunch of old pictures, and find a lovely, alluring model to fashion the DIY Challenge around. I figured that the lovely Violet, who used to be a featured member of Southern Charms, would make a lovely subject photo to inspire your TG captioning dreams. As usual, post your contribution to the "LATEST DIY" tab up top, underneath my banner, and submit it via comment. I'll be updating that section in the next day or two to include the caption setting, and possibly/probably the picture in case you'd like to make your own version of the caption. You can also send it to me via Rachel's Haven. The deadline will be Sunday, September 14 at midnight PST. All types of TG captions could be made, and perhaps even a "transformed into a bra" option is available there. Have fun and be creative!

Just repeat after me!

Made this one for Simone a few days ago. As I wrote in the post:

Was trying to make a caption for you as though it was you writing it .. and about half way through, I got a bit stuck because you as the main character seemed to be a bit too submissive, which to be honest, you write submissive characters for others so well .. but isn't quite your persona. Then I came upon an "AHA!" moment that really made it even more "Simone" if that was possible with a Dee twist I think you'll like.

One of the things I like about this one, like a few of the previous ones I've posted, is that you, the reader, can BE the person talking out loud, OR you can be the blond. In fact, you could make a case that the person speaking IS the blond. I wanted it to be universal, so it is a bit ambiguous.

The only defining thing that I know for sure is that its Simone talking. Why? Because she should be more dominant by the end of the caption, as defined by her preferences, which is what tripped me up in the beginning. I've done captions before like this one, where I think to be a domme, you need to have experience being submissive. In a way, its like Boot Camp for the military, where they try to break you down as far as they can, then build you up they way they want you to be.

I look at it like this: Simone has done her apprenticeship with the Master and is now ready to strike out on her own. The final act is to find her replacement, and that is the person she is talking to now. If you've ever seen the original "Behind the Green Door" then you have an idea of how I set it up.
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So how well did I do in creating a "Simone" flavored caption for Simone? Its hard to describe how a Simone caption is made, but you can tell by the writing, not just the design. She tends to write more about feelings than I do, and they still have that erotic tingle. My touch is the repetitive nature luring the victim to relax, and the way the caption turns itself inside out. I really would like comments on this caption, if my readers would be so inclined! Good or bad, let me know what the caption means to you! Speaking of comments, I have had time to reply to many of your comments over the last week, so check them out!

God I loved this song, and I had a Samantha Fox poster when I was in middle school. Damn, what a hot little, big breasted minx! If you had to be an 80's chick, wouldn't Samantha Fox be your choice?

Sometimes socks go missing innocently. I'm guessing something that rhymes with socks has recently gone missing as well!

Made this one for Desiree (formerly CynJyn) thinking about college boys being away for the first time and coming upon someone else's laundry and the goodies found inside. Sort of an easier way to panty raid for guys that probably aren't pledging to a frat. That took care of the bottom half of the feminine equation and the ending will certainly take care of the rest. Women won't care about losing a pair of panties as much as a bra, but I think in this case, its an "all for the good of the cause" situation.

We've had a bit of a heatwave here in this area of the country, and I think if I could get away with wearing what Chris is wearing, I definitely would .. though my co-workers would probably complain! Luckily, I'm too much of a wuss to take out the AC units early, and there have been times where I haven't taken out the last one until Veteran's Day! I can always throw on extra clothes if I'm cold, but can't get much more naked than naked in the heat!

I think people would wonder what was wrong if I DIDN'T put a link to this oldie, but goodie!

Even straight guys can do magic!

I made this caption tonight for Dawn (Commentator) as I probably owe her a hundred captions or so by this point in time! I know she does them for free, but I do try to keep up with trades, but she deals in volume! Its inspired by a discussion I was having at work today about fashion and how it'd be different if straight men were running it, in that most of the models on the runway look like twinks, because its really run by gay men. Women like Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks would be supermodels in straight men ran Vogue.

Anyway, from there, I decided to twist it around a bit and use the lack of straight men in fashion as a device of change. Why not? I don't think its been used much at all before. If it has, I've not been privy to them!

Now, tonight is the start of the NFL season and I can't wait! As I'm typing this, Seattle just kicked off! I'm looking forward to another great season! So much more fun to watch that college football, which I'm sure everyone would agree, except for Calvin! Need to finish this up so I can watch the game!

Make sure you check out the DIY Challenge and get your submissions in soon. I have two so far and looking forward to many more!

Who wants an Endless Summer of Beach .. and Boys?

Made this one for Ridney. Thought about all the old beach movies of the 1960's with Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon, along with surf music by way of awesome punk bands like The Queers. Figured that could be fertile ground for a TG caption. This picture just jumped out at me when I saw it, and knew I'd be able to work with it, and the colors offered a dynamic palette for the caption setting.

Not really sure what else I can say about it. Since its the weekend, if you have any questions about this caption, previous captions, or just a question in general you've always wanted to ask .. ponder no more! Write it in the comments, and I'll answer them in the next blog post!

Tomorrow is the first Sunday of the regular season for the National Football League. I am going to be figuratively glued to the TV, or maybe just the couch. This year will be mellow, as I'm not involved in any regular fantasy football league, just one pick-em league, which I won last year!

See you again real soon! Get your baggies on cuz surf's up!

I think I need an inhaler!

I had this picture in a caption setting for some time now. Probably over a year. I had forgotten about it at one point, and when I was going through the d'archives looking for cations I hadn't posted yet. Since then, every time I opened up Photoshop to try to caption, I'd open it up to see if I had anything to write for it, but hadn't until Saturday afternoon when I was surfing the TG caption sties. This week, Simone posted 2 captions that really discarded much of the cliches out of straight up "TG transformation" captions and made it seem fresh and new. You can, of course find them HERE its the two latest captions she's posted.

She focused more on the feelings of the transformed in the first one, and balanced it in the second one by alternating from the "how" it was happening with the "reaction" the character had at the same time. She really nails it here, "The constant, tactile rush of heated water melted the chiseled angles from Chris, leaving toned, graceful limbs and soft, tempting flesh. The steam fogged the shower glass as Chris’s silhouette reshaped him, but it also clouded his thoughts."There are no 'pants legs fusing together, and slowly crawling up his legs to form a skirt.' in this caption. The only reason I'm not posting it here is that she deserves ALL the page views she gets for making these last two captions!

Anyway, it made me think of ways to get around the limitations that often beset the "transformation as a means to itself" issues that we've talked about here before. Obviously it can be done, as Simone did it justice to the n-th degree. I pulled up this setting and thought it would make a great source for a like-minded caption as it didn't have much to show except her facial expression and a tiny bit of shoulder. Kat Vandee likes transformational captions so I decided to whip something up for her.

As a bit of serendipity, I had actually named the caption setting, "Take a Breath" so I started with that .. the duality of it, with us either inhaling or exhaling. Its a binary thing: a yin-yang, male/female thing. "Air in .. Air out. Expand and contract" were the first words I wrote, then the first line came next. From there, I tried to keep the changes grounded in her breaths, that would be my guide. "Out with the bad air, in with the good" so to speak. At the end, I wanted "Lebowski's Rug" which sometimes eludes me, but here I wouldn't have that great of a caption if I could tie everything back together somehow. There was this stupid throwaway line from an old Ren and Stimpy episode that stuck with me, said by Muddy Muskipper, "Ever breathe oxygen, son? Good, don't start. Me, I'm hooked!" That sealed the ending for me, equating an addiction to sex with breathing. You have to breathe, so you have to have sex!

That pretty much wraps up my thought process in creating this caption..My scatter shot brain mashing things together into a somewhat cohesive whole. Hope you enjoy!

Of course, there is also THIS song!

And one of Roger Waters most cynical and poignant lyrics.

Kind of looks like you are juggling!

Made this one for Leda as a bit of a quickie. She had some pictures in her "I wouldn't mind being .." folder and she had one in there that I knew I had a few others from that set. Once I located them, it was smooth sailing. As I mentioned in the original post in her trading folder on the Haven:

I really wanted to put together a straight-forward TG caption. Sometimes we try to get too fancy with our back stories, when, if we WERE changed in the situation, we'd really want to take advantage of it!

Nothing fancy whatsoever there. Just plows forward until its done. I think that sometimes we as caption creators try to elaborate too much, or throw curve balls out of the blue. "Look at me, I'm clever!" Hell, I know that I'm guilty of this. I am not as sexual about TG captions as many people are. I read most captions, including those written for me, and critique them and look at them rationally as to why I like it, etc .. Sometimes though, I just want to have something that grabs me in that way, you know, THAT WAY! To have a connection in the basest way, something guttural and direct.

If this situation happened to me, I wouldn't want a detailed explanation, whether it was scientific, magical, or what have you. I am in that body to fuck my like-minded girlfriend who is horny and wants to be sexed up in that very moment! Perhaps I might ask, "This is temporary, right?" and hope for an affirmative moan from her but any more communications between the two of us is going to be non-verbal, or confined to, "harder, deeper, faster, right there! UUNNGGGHHHH!"

Perhaps I've said too much though!

One of my favorite songs by the Monkees. Mickey Dolenz is a great singer!
Side Note: The Monkees wrote the song, and gave credit to their producer so he'd get royalties.

.. can really follow you wherever you go!

Made this one as a quickie for Chelsea Baker, and as soon as I saw the picture, the "zinger" at the end came to mind.right away. Back when I was younger, it was something that tough guys said in movies.

Once I had the premise, I had to write a story leading up to it. Since it was a cinematic inspired zinger, I figured why not go to the movies for the rest of it. A ton of movies involve a private detective hired to find someone .. a spouse who has disappeared, and escaped convict on the run, etc ... so that played out well with what I wanted to represent.

Not sure what else I can say about it. Another one of those "Set them up and knock them down," sort of captions that you really shouldn't over think.

I was going to put up "Private Eyes" by newly elected Hall and Oates (BOUT FUCKING TIME!) but honestly, I just love Daryl Hall's show, "Daryl's House" and wanted to give it more exposure, as if they needed my damn help! Joe Walsh is one of my favorite older guitarists (reminds me of Ace Frehley) and just track down the entire episode on Youtube. Its wonderful.

Now THAT is how you make pop music. With a live band! Glad these old geezers can show those youngsters on Idol and The Voice how the hell the music business is supposed to go!

Awww, you don't recognize me Jenkins?

A quickie I made the other day, originally for the upcoming DIY Challenge post reveal, but then I went ahead and made a caption for the challenge so I guess I'll just post this one now! Wasn't made for anyone in particular, and mostly came about due to the way the model was holding her right hand. Sometimes its the oddest things that appeal to me and inspire a caption. As I was writing it, I ended up with this almost "evil" version of Annabelle's Family Tradition captions. Usually her captions end all happy, and this one doesn't quite go the way the family would like, more of how *I* like the captions to end. Dee-vious! Besides, if you wish, you can imagine that she's talking to you. What sort of maid is she going to turn you into? Or perhaps you are the woman getting revenge? Who in your childhood memories are you enslaving?

Remember, there's only 24 hours or so left in the DIY Challenge! Get them in quick!

Come inside ... we've got FOUR (update: FIVE!) submissions!

Not too bad, considering we'd taken almost a month off from making a DIY challenge. I went a bit off the deep end on mine. I figured I'd try to make a body suit caption, which I'm not very good at, probably because they don't usually interest me. My idea was sound, but I ended up cramming too much information into a small space of text. In theory, having a symbiote changing a guy into a girl so he'd have more orgasms, which generates more symbiotes to take over other people .. would be a good idea for a story. Perhaps it is, and at some point in time I may return to it. I'm not particularly happy with the caption though.

First up is Dawn (Commentator) who taps into something primal I think, women judging themselves and being jealous of what other women have. Men get the blame a lot about women's lack of self-esteem, but I think men in general love women no matter how bloated their cankles are or the freckles on their back! Women are their own worst enemies.

Next up is Ian. I added a few words to this to make it a bit more complete, but its a great idea for a caption. I hate door to door salespeople, no matter how good they look, but if they were selling lingerie, and made me look like that, I think they'd have a repeat customer!

Lots of text in this one by Sarah Ashley, but I managed to get it all in there, though I edited out a few words to do so. I knew many sluts in school, and found them to be pretty sweet in general. I think they enjoyed the fact that I actually could hold a conversation with them, as opposed to just staring them in the chest and hitting on them all the time. Its something I learned early that helped me in my 20's. Flirting is fun, and if you chat long enough, you can get her resistance down, and make the connection that way. Good advice for those of us who are slightly better than average looking. If you don't have a 12 inch long cock, "I'm in the band," also works VERY well! Anyway, none of the sluts I knew back then had this sort of power. If they did, I'm sure they'd have let me sample the life I'm sure!

Almost lastly, this one came from Brittany7 from the Haven. I'm betting many people viewing this blog are now hitting google to try to find that catalog/website. I think they should instead be hoping to find a wife that awesome who'd want to play both sides of the gender fence with them. Don't you just love stories that have happy endings like that?

And the ACTUAL last caption comes from Helena, who snuck it in AFTER I had written up this blog post. I honestly haven't even read it yet but I'm sure its good. I've had people around the last few days so I made this post up ahead of time figuring I would not get any stragglers, but the more the merrier!

We should have another DIY posted in the next few days with a deadline of the end of the month. I am writing this up on Saturday morning, so hopefully I'll have a chance to whip up a caption setting.

I think that THIS is the route that the Commish should take next time, in conjunction with SRU!

Made this quickie as all I've been hearing over the last week and a half is the controversy surrounding Ray Rice, Adrian Peterson, etc .. and what the NFL needs to do to send the appropriate message. I'm pretty appalled by the way the domestic abuse and child abuse issues have been handled by the league, the teams themselves, and the commissioner himself. For a league that has been very good at controlling the media and is tops in public relations, they have continually stepped in a pile of shit, or perhaps as Sideshow Bob dealing with a bunch of rakes.

Anyway, I was home, alone for a bit, and figured I'd try to whip up a caption or two. I was looking at galleries of women in pantyhose, and saw the picture I ended up using in the caption. I was wondering why she was sitting down and using a microphone. With the seemingly endless amount of sound bites and press conferences that I have heard clips from, it was obvious that this was something to do with all the football talk the US has been dealing with. Throw in the whole Michael Sam, "is the league ready for an active gay player on the 53 man roster" media frenzy, and I went and had some TG fun. Who wouldn't love to see all the pundits and league officials .. and the players themselves ... deal with a resolution such as this?

Yes, I could have used a picture with a younger girl that was busty, sexy, and gave the players a bit of a taste of their own medicine, but really, its all about redemption and forgiveness. Why not give it a bit of a pie in the sky happy ending? Let me know what YOU think in the comments?

PS, Please hit the last post dealing with the DIY challenge. There is some good work there and not many comments. Let the people who responded to the challenge what you think about their work!

I'm sure it tastes much better than Nyquil (which I've been drinking gallons of because I got a cold!)

Made this one for Chloegreen from the Haven, who had made me a pretty cool caption, and I wanted to return the favor. I just LOVE the colors in this source photo .. it really POPS! When I found it, I put it into a caption setting immediately and wrote the first line, "OMIGOD! It actually TASTES red!" then saved it and put it away for a week or so because I wanted to give it enough time. When I came back to it, I had the idea pretty much written out. As I created it, I wanted to get his name in there, and the best way to do that without making it seem too forced was to have him repeat the 'warning' out loud. Since I was going there, and had Damien being the "voice of reason" it made sense to me that Chloe would be mad at trying to discourage her from going into this incredibly awesome place that made her feel real good. From there, it was just developing a bit of her submissive to Master, dominant to other males persona while reinforcing Chloe's love for latex. I like to think it all came together nicely, without telegraphing everything.

I think if there was a follow up caption, it'd be something like this: "Are you Damien? Hi! I'm Chloe! Some guy named Jim sent me out here with this purple lollipop for you to try! Its a totally free sample!" Or maybe its some other sort of candy. How would you continue the sequel caption?

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Service Me!

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The One-Handed Cover-Up!

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The National Feminization League

Any Color .. As Long As Its Red!