Ian gets to star in the naughty NEW SHOES caption ... the lucky bloke!
Well, I couldn't just do all shoes now, could I? I've got one more shoe caption coming (at least) but it is much more innocent .. and that just isn't Ian, if you knew him at all!
Perhaps this is the best point of view for anyone, amirite? Definitely nothing subtle about this one, and no subtext or anything pointing to a larger meaning. Just a short fantasy TG caption in all its glory! The best part of waking up .. is the tasty folds of snatch. Not quite the coffee commercial, but you can have the cuppa, I'll have the vulva!
Hope everyone in the states is having a wonderful 4th of July right in the middle of a work week, and those outside .. yeah, we are still sorry about what we did to you on Nov 2016. Hopefully we can win you back with some fresh flowers in a few years and say we were just going through an awkward phase in our lives! That is what is great about the USA .. good and bad .. we've usually been relevant!
Anyone want to be in one of these like Ian? Comment below with your male name and female name and you might star in the last one I create for the week!
Didn't think I was going to forget this 4th of July tradition, did you? How many of the readers out there, girls OR boys, tried to spin themselves silly wanting to turn into Wonder Woman? I did!