Crime doesn't pay! It DOES pay to comment on Dee's captions when she asks!
Salgirl21 left the vitals needed to star in a Christmas caption (aka male and female name) .. and happened to be the only one that did so in the almost 24 hours since the last post was created.
How the hell does THAT happen? I know Sally Bend makes a bunch of captions herself, so she doesn't necessarily need to star in one of mine, but who out there in reader land wouldn't want to look like Sally Anne does in this picture? So I have one more Xmas caption open .. something a lot like this one, just awaiting someone to star in it. Comment on either yesterday's post or this one right down below and leave a male and female name .. and you could star in the caption as my significant other .. and I think everyone knows how THAT will turn out, right? It should be posted on Saturday night, December 22nd. Don't miss out THIS time. I mean, do you shop for all your gifts about an hour before all the stores close on Christmas Eve? What kind of girlie wannabe does that?
So as to the caption. It's a blog exclusive .. duh! Based on the stories going around on the Internet where people are snagging Amazon packages left on porches and in front of doors. I am sure you saw the engineer that created a glitter bomb to go off to catch a thief in the act. I thought to myself .. well, that isn't nearly a girlish enough punishment for someone to do something like that, so I wrote this caption up to see what Dee Mentia would do in that situation. I mean, can you imagine if someone took my box filled with "eye of newt"?? It's hard to get it even at a retail store, and Amazon had it with Prime shipping! Even got some "kimono dragon venom" to go with it!
Yeah, I know that the real stuff is "komodo dragon" but this is special stuff that helps me turn victims, I mean umm clients, into Asian women. But that is neither here, nor there.
Other than that, it's a fun little process type caption. While not often my cup of tea, people tend to like them, and during the holidays, who doesn't like to indulge others in what they want?!?
As it is a blog exclusive, it isn't posted anywhere else, so I really do appreciate comments on whether people liked it or not, and of course, we've got an offer going on that no one should be able to refuse!
The Vandals are one of my favorite bands, and their Christmas Album from 1996 is a classic. The No Doubt song from yesterday was written by The Vandals so you know they've got the goods.