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A Busy Bee Who Doesn't Want Life to Drone On Endlessly!
Not sure exactly where that title came from, but I had nothing else that was even slightly catchy.In general, I enjoy my rut in life. It's nice and comfy .. but occasionally we all get the desire to...
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The Black Sheep of the Family Provides the Best Wool!
This caption title probably won't make sense until you read the caption!Or maybe it still won't make sense since I always create the titles last so I try not to give anything away to the read ahead of...
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Two Men, One Deadline & Dee's Metaphorical Glass Ceiling!
Sometimes you have to take the bull by the horns, or make the bull a cow that's horny sometimes.Don't quote me on that. I think my Aunt Esmeralda once told me that in passing, as it certainly isn't...
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All That I'm Thankful For .. and New England Tale That's Yet to Be Heard!
I'm sure the history is correct! You can take it from me .. History, um Herstory Professor Mentia!What am I thankful for? Internet models like Italian Lace from Southern Charms, whom I used as the...
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Twirl Like No One Is Watching!
In days like these, we really need to let go and just be happy sometimes, just because .... and when we have a reason, you've got to celebrate just being alive and free!Wrote this for Audrey, aka...
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Damien Was a Sk8er Boi! Well, A Hockey Player at Least!
Why not indulge in a little Dee Mentia fantasy caption that seems true to life!Well, I had a bad knee injury when I was 15 that stopped me from playing hockey afterward. Well, honestly, I had the...
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From Battement Fondu .. to a Fondue Set If Lacy is Lucky Enough!
This picture just HAD to be captioned somehow .. didn't it?Honestly, before you read the story attached to the photo .. look at the picture closely and write up a story in your mind. I can wait. Get...
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Not Exactly the Right Combination of Nectars for Chad!
Oh well, perhaps I'll get it exactly right on the next guy I turn into a slutty young woman!With all these tinctures and such, and all the measurements that aren't the same as they used to be, you know...
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The Moonchild Grows Up .. and I've Been Interviewed by Ann Michelle!
So come inside for a bit of the interview and a caption you might not have seen before!What more could you want on a Saturday night? I am not fixing you up with my hot cousin so don't even ask! She's...
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So Many Variables Involved When it Comes to Bodyswap Wishes! Right Josh?
I mean, who'd have thought it would be complicated to put your mind into a another body?A bit of an apology to the readers out there, even though I don't necessarily think I need to give one. I have...
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Tonight is Krampasnacht! All Hail the "Cramp"us!
How tasteless can we be? Lick your lips and c'mon in! Pretty tasteless indeed!Welcome to a re-run, but it might be new to many of you! Besides, I am actually posting this on the real night for once!...
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Damien is Allergic to So Many Things .. Dee, Perhaps Not So Much!
This caption is nothing to sneeze at! Maybe he's cured, but SHE still has lots of word play to groan over!Well, it is something new here at DoG, and that is just one of the animals I'm allergic to!...
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The Case of the Ironic Shoes Blues!
Not my fault that Kevin's mother is big time fashion police! I'm sure that I could ROCK some pumps!What have we here? A brand caption that was written today and posted here too? Will wonders ever...
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Getting Ready Is Much More Than Just Shit, Shower, and Shave Now!
How fast are YOU out the door in the morning before work? It's bound to slow down some now!Interesting thing. I made a caption about an hour ago, and even wrote up a blurb to go with it. Then I was...
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A Change Will Do You Good!
If you've got nothing left to lose, then a change is always for the better!Well, it's another caption. Not quite as happy with this one. I think the source photo needs a better story than what I...
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The Manliest of Men Are Immune to Dee's Mesmerism .. Or Are They?
You should always pay attention to what Dee is doing .. and saying. Especially what she's saying!Made this for Brittany7 and its the only new caption I have that isn't a holiday / Christmas one. I have...
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So this is Christmas ... and what have you done?
6 years ago I posted this caption, and I still stand by every word. Has it gotten any better?This week, we are going to bury a family member that lived a long, full life. A few weeks ago, my daughter...
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At Least It's Not "Christmas Story" For the Billionth Time!
A quickie that was the first thing I wrote for the holidays this year. Yeah, started off with THIS?!?Can you guess which movie I am parodying before you embiggen the caption? I promise these will get...
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A Red Shirt Christmas .. But Not for Katie Mills and Dee!
Well, Katie Mills says she's coming back. Let's hope she's not lying! C'mon in and celebrate!I think we are going to have a Christmas caption posted each night through Monday night, which would be the...
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A Snatch and Grab Christmas for George aka Sally Anne!
Crime doesn't pay! It DOES pay to comment on Dee's captions when she asks!Salgirl21 left the vitals needed to star in a Christmas caption (aka male and female name) .. and happened to be the only one...
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