Obviously Some Sort of Conspiracy!

I have narrowed it down to the National Dairy Council or a gaggle of vampiric Nicolas Cages.


Just a silly bit of fluff for the mid weekend post. I saw another picture sort of like this one but it was from someone's public blog and I didn't feel like possibly going through the drama of using the photo and then having to take it down, plus it's always bad karma to do so .. hence once I had the idea, I just did some Google Fu to locate another picture .. and found 2 of the same model and dress.

So then I just started writing, knowing where I needed to end up and working my way there from the start. I ended up cutting about 2 sentences worth of words to tighten it up so it'd fit within the parameters of the text area I had set up. I know I had something about a VPN there, but I figured I'd geeked out the paranoia enough with Tails and Tor for those in the know.

I'm sure an actual abduction is just utter terror to go through, but it's always been fodder for comedy, and that is what I went for here. A level of comprehension just slightly beyond one's grasp is a plot point I've used a number of times, and it always amuses me.

And I do have an affection for conspiracy theories, no matter how out there they may seem. I don't necessarily believe in them, but I love to figure out how someone can think a few of these could actually be possible. Right now I'm watching a series on Houdini's magic tricks, and while they focus on the escapes, they are also trying to sell it that Houdini also might have been a spy! Even though what we think about spies really didn't exist until the shadows of WWII. I believe in the October Surprise with Reagan and also that some other people besides Oswald acted in concert back in Dallas in 1963, but if you asked me who .. I'd hate to say that I might agree with Roger Stone's theory, one which I held before he wrote a book about it a few years ago. Uggh!

Was Jim Morrison an agent for the CIA, embedded to keep an eye on the counter culture, then offed in either a voodoo ritual in New Orleans, or had another body placed in the Paris France tomb while the former Jim Morrison went to work in some shady banks that financed black book operations? Probably not, but it is still a fun thing to ponder!