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Maybe You Should Rethink the Contingency Plan, Reggie!
Sometimes a scheme doesn't have to be that complicated! Just simplify and enjoy the ride!Made this for KarenSue on the Haven , and it's one of those fun captions I like to whip up where the magic...
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Cheerio! Your Stepmother Definitely Isn't Mary Poppins! Right, Guv'nuh?!?
Well, since Mary Poppins has returned recently, why not something from 2016?It's fun to go back and read some old posts here, with around 9(!) accumulated years of captions for people to peruse. Damn,...
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Hi Home, I'm Honey! .. The Way It Never Was, Or Was It?
How to de-construct a 60's sitcom in a few easy steps, provided you're dressed like Donna Reed!I am not sure if you can tell from reading this caption, but I had a really, REALLY fun time whipping this...
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Making Yourself Comfortable!
Did I start four consecutive paragraphs with ".. And" ?!? I certainly did! C'mon inside to see why!Well, it's not really a secret that repetition is a good way to ingrain things into people's minds. It...
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The Games Children Play Are Often Prescient!
Was thinking about this when I made this caption ..... and how we can, and often do, bring it around again as adults!There's quite a bit of innocence that children have that often makes itself known...
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Obviously Some Sort of Conspiracy!
I have narrowed it down to the National Dairy Council or a gaggle of vampiric Nicolas Cages.Just a silly bit of fluff for the mid weekend post. I saw another picture sort of like this one but it was...
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What a Bunch of Stooges Around Here!
.. and the Patriots win the Superb Owl again! Woo woo woo! Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!Well, I didn't have time to write something up before hand, and I did want to post something for tonight in celebration of a...
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I've Come From a Long Line of Golddiggers!
Wanted to follow up an vintage idea with a REALLY vintage caption photo!Ahh, the pre-code era of the movies was such an interesting time in cinema, right before the Hays Code went into effect, and film...
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You Don't Even Have to Wear a Collar, but You Probably Will!
And they'll make sure you don't have to wear the vest either! Come inside and I'll try to explain!Well, read the caption first! I saw this picture and honestly, came up with the first few lines and I...
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The Final Part of a 1 Part Series .. The Watcher!
An erotic thriller from 2013. Maybe a webcam would've been a much better option!This was made for Smitty, who was still REALLY well known back in 2013. I believe he stopped making captions about 5...
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Spicing Up Your Marriage Just Like You Used To! Dressing Up for the Wife!
When you are sexually stuck in a rut, sometimes it's best to rekindle the flame the old-fashioned way!I am not going to be the one to lecture anybody on keeping sex fun and interesting through a long...
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It's A Hard Knock Life for Harm!
His adopted sister isn't that vengeful, is she? Or perhaps she wanted an younger sister?I was going to write something up here, but I just found out one of our family members has passed away, which is...
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John Will Never Forget Valentine's Day Again!
Especially with this sort of reminder! Hope everyone out there has a happy Va-jay-jay Day!I guess that would depend on if you have a vag, or are currently living with someone who has that vertical...
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The Haven Fantasy Mall -- Down But Not Out . Yet!
We still need places like this so support your local vendors! LOLWe have a few malls in the area that have either closed down, or are in the process of closing down. One of them has been turned into a...
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A New Morning Awaits! Bright Eyed and Bushy Tailed!
I always try to capture dialog that is natural and snappy. Come inside and see if I succeeded!Writing this conversation made my brain hurt a bit, and I'm hoping that I was consistent throughout,...
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It's the Best Deal on the Lot! Trade-ins Are Welcome!
Inspired by a true story! Well, not BASED on a true story, but definitely inspired!Well, my dad has been looking for a gently used car. He just retired and wants something reliable for everyday use,...
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Quite a Philosophical Quandary! No Option is Optimal by Any Account!
My apologies to anyone that is named Hobson! Choose to come inside to find out WHY!This was one of the captions that was more of an anti-caption, because I think the motivation in general is totally in...
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Office Wishes Run Rampant .. The More Things Change!
Be careful looking at porn sites at work! They may contain some sort of wishing virus!The most interesting thing for me about this caption, was the process in which I made it. When I started out, I had...
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A Secret Shared Becomes A Girl's Night In!
Sometimes having a link from the past come back and influence the future is a good thing!In this instance, apparently things work themselves out!I do love a good and happy ending when it's warranted!...
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10th Avenue Freeze Out!
Or the weirdest "Earnest Goes to .." movie yet! Check out this blog exclusive inside!Well, I saw the picture whilst surfing the web and I just had to use it. Wasn't sure if anyone actually would want...
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