Inspired by a true story! Well, not BASED on a true story, but definitely inspired!
Well, my dad has been looking for a gently used car. He just retired and wants something reliable for everyday use, instead of his old work truck. He also has a vintage sports car, so he doesn't need anything too fancy. I've been trying to help him out as he hasn't financed a vehicle in like 20 years, and car lots are a much different beast nowadays. It used to be that "cash is king" but nowadays, the dealers only make money if people finance. My dad hasn't quite figured that out yet as he's got a chunk of cash, ready to "make it rain" at some salesman that would probably run away!
So with THAT in mind, I had this picture saved and knew I had the right idea. I'm sure everyone figured it out soon enough, especially if the caption from the other day didn't fool many people. The ending came about as I was writing it, sitting there thinking, "how am I going to end this?" and having that EUREKA moment of .. most exotic dancers use either bimbo names or luxury items for their stripper persona. It's all RIGHT there in the picture .. duh!
So I am back from 3 or so days away from home. Good to be back here behind my own computer, with actual time to whip up a caption or two. Did anyone miss me? Did I miss anything exciting? Let me know in the comments and what you thought of this caption. How far along did it take for you to figure out the actual plot? I wanted to make sure I highlighted the photo so I made the caption wider than usual .. were you still able to view it without issue? I know some people use tablets or cell phones, so let me know if you have any trouble with visibility!