Anything For My Princess!

Well, having a daughter is wonderful thing, even when she is slightly ditzy and doesn't read the contest rules. I would do just about anything for her, but if she had these skills, I'm sure I would be more than happy to help her out .. and I'm sure you are in the same boat!

This is one of the few times I had a title for the caption before I had written it out. I don't think those two could be anything other than mother and daughter, or some facsimile thereof, as the caption certainly makes clear.

And as any daddy can attest, doing things with your kids, but especially with your daughter .. is pretty much the easiest way to get women to peal off their panties and let you jump straight into their womb via their vagina. Even with a wedding ring on, something about it drives the women wild. I'm pretty sure it's the act of nurturing, plus a level of commitment that the men don't care how others see them as long as they are pleasing their daughters. They immediately want to make a cute kid with you. Make sure you've been snipped and you'll have YEARS of hot action! Otherwise you'll have more kids to feed and less time for naughtiness until she runs out of eggs!

Hmmm, that certainly sounds sexist, doesn't it? Too bad! It's a generalization, and honestly, we trade in many forms of stereotypes here, and most harmless ones at that.

Anyhow, this caption shows the lengths of which a good dad will go to help out his precious daughter .. and how he isn't necessarily above getting some pleasure on his own .. hot lesbian action perhaps!

Once again, no real subtext here .. just a fun caption where someone is acting altruistic but still can get something out of the situation too. Just a win-win situation for everyone involved, right?


This scene might perfectly encapsulate the magic that is "The Room". There was no editing or anything, it is shown as it was in the movie. Just brilliant. You need to see the movie if you haven't yet. And if you haven't .. DO I EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE! LOL