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There's a Party .. On the Dance Floor!
And everyone is invited. Come as you are .. because you won't leave the same way anyhow!Ahh, I am much better now. I think the wizard gave me a 31 1/2 hour bimbo virus as opposed to anything more...
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Anything For My Princess!
Just hoping the main character doesn't try to sound like Tommy Wiseau when saying that line!Well, having a daughter is wonderful thing, even when she is slightly ditzy and doesn't read the contest...
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Sissy Kaaren's Got a Firestarter, and She Wants to Feel the Burn!
Admittedly, that's much better than "feeling the Bern". Trust me on that one! Come on inside!Only economically would I enjoy "feeling the Bern". Otherwise, it's just a limp and flaccid feelingSissy...
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UPDATED!! The Good News and the Bad News! Which Isn't Really That Bad!
Sometimes teenagers can be overly dramatic! But it's really cute when Wendy does it!I made this caption for Wendy, mostly because it looks like a young version of her Haven avatar. I am not about to...
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The Silent Minority Becomes a Stepford Majority!
Really had trouble coming up with a title for this freshly created caption. Give me a better one!Wasn't sure what to call this one. Almost something like "The Familial College is as Flawed as the...
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'Palm' Sunday Should Really Be the Day After Easter Sunday!
So ummm, Palm Monday will fall on April 22 this year. Be there or be square!Made this one for DSS25, and right before I posted it to her folder, I tacked on the last paragraph, figuring it would be...
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Workers Need to be Properly Motivated!
Apparently free soda and popcorn makers isn't enough! Wonder what Google and Apple does?!?Perhaps employees get to spend lots of time in virtual realities in those companies .. plus lots of stock...
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You're Supposed to Change Back! It's Never Failed Before!
If you haven't seen this caption before, it's new to you! Come inside and learn the TG caption rules!I am heading to see the Live Rifftrax in a few minutes, and will post this after I get back, but I...
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Don't Mean to Harsh Your Buzz, Man ..
.. But I think you've grown some fine ass tiddys, Dude! Welcome to the blog's first green day!Well, it's 4/20 everyone .. and I figured, why not celebrate it here on the blog. Pass the bong around and...
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Practically A Woman .. Well, How Can You Tell?
Well, I think the picture would speak for itself, but come inside to confirm your suspicions!Made this about 6 weeks ago, figuring it'd make a good blog exclusive. I have used this as a plot line...
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Leveling the Hockey Field The Only Way Dee Knows How!
Hockey field .. field hockey? Get it! Arrgghh! Fine! It's cheesy but it works!No pleasing some straw men and straw women, eh?I was watching game 7 of the Bruins / Maple Leafs and worked up a caption...
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The Happiest Hour on Earth!
Don't you wanna go where everybody knows your name? Well, at least your NEW name!I have not had time lately to make captions of any sort. Luckily last weekend or perhaps it was the weekend before, I...
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Quite a Few Hockey Captions From the Past .. Dee Shoots, She Scores!
I don't think any of these FIVE captions have been posted to the blog. Maybe TWO at most!This was made for a Buffalo Sabres fan only a few months after I started making captions in 2008. I think it...
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Who Did You Honestly Think I Was, Marie Kondo?
Boy, these captions have been SO colorful lately, you think? Come inside for a rainbow of flavors!I asked for some ideas and Alexis came through with an idea that worked for me, "Â help some people with...
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A Night The McCree Brothers Will Never Remember!
And perhaps the morning that the McCree Sisters will never forget!One of the things I don't really like to do is make the recipient of a caption an asshole unless they specifically say they don't mind....
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Sometimes Virtual Reality Is More Reality Than Virtual!
Bryan's only been captioning for less than a week, and he's got multiple persona already!One of our commenters here on this blog, Bryan Persaw, has joined the ranks of Rachel's Haven, a haunt that I've...
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Skinny Dipping in Serpent's Cove
If you haven't seen it before, then it's new to you! C'mon inside! The water won't bite .. promise!Here's what I said when it was originally posted back in March of 2016.Made this one for Kendall, and...
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From Finding My Flash Drive .. to Flashing My Wife!
Honestly people. You need to keep your porno stash more secure from those you love!Even more so if you are a fan of my blog! You could end up just like Lacy!Been about 3 months since I made Lacy a...
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You Never Even Called Me By My Name! And WHERE IS Katie Mills Anyway!
Sometimes it pays to have a common name. It's all the same in databases and in computer files!About a week ago, whe3n welcoming Bryan to the Haven, I went and merged a captioner's name with another...
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The Arcade is NOT on Fire .. but the DDR Dance Floor Certainly IS!
A blog exclusive that stars *ME* and Grant / Tiffany! Break out your boogie shoes and come inside!Yeah, I accidentally typed in boobie shoes by mistake. Force of habit I guess! Anyway, this caption is...
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