Apparently free soda and popcorn makers isn't enough! Wonder what Google and Apple does?!?
Perhaps employees get to spend lots of time in virtual realities in those companies .. plus lots of stock options! I'm sure that helps too!
But it is not everything, you know! Having the right boss with the right temperament could make all the difference when each worker is putting in 80+ hours a week. And who honestly cares if the sales staff gets to shave the head of their 50 something boss who's already 70 bald anyway?!?
So what happens when you sink all your money into technology, and you aren't much of a techie? Well, you have to rely on people that are much smarter than you and probably don't have the social graces needed to function in the real world. And maybe you don't know what motivates them? That or they gave you some ideas but you didn't think it was practical, and how were they to figure out exactly how their apps worked when you fired most of the Research and Development employees? Well, I think we've got a good idea now with this caption. A slutty bimbo dominatrix apparently!
Or maybe that's just one of the modes they have programmed into Harm aka Helena. Perhaps you can tell me exactly what their apps do, or what are they supposed to do, and how did they modify the code to modify their boss? Maybe these apps could make another appearance in caption format?