Don't Mean to Harsh Your Buzz, Man ..

.. But I think you've grown some fine ass tiddys, Dude! Welcome to the blog's first green day!




Well, it's 4/20 everyone .. and I figured, why not celebrate it here on the blog. Pass the bong around and don't bogart that joint! Just remember, once that Mary Jane turns you into an ACTUAL Mary Jane .. cum is a good way to keep from getting cotton mouth! It's so ironic that I MADE the caption right at 4:20 on 4/20 .. but of course it won't go live until 5 PM or so! Well, ironic in an Alanis Morrissette way I think.

Hope everyone out there stays safe if you are actively indulging in some special herb today that you haven't tried before .. and don't burn your mouth on the really hot 7 herbs and spices later when you are enjoying some delicious comfort food.

So, you may ask, what does your favorite TG captioner do for recreational drugs? Well, why don't you ask Caitlyn or Mistress Simone yourself instead of thinking I'm going to narc them out!

Whoa, got a bit paranoid there! I can't stand weed because the smell makes me sick. Even smelling it on people gives me nausea. Kind of a hard thing to deal with when pot will become legal in the next few years. I've tried edibles, but depending on how it was made, I can also taste some nasty flavoroids as well, so I've sort of been locked out of that way of indulging also. Since I can't seem to find a nice way to get high, and due to medical situation, I can't drink alcohol either .. I am sort of limited in ways to feel good .. well, other than heroin, thank god! Just kidding!

So, sexuality is about the only way I can escape from reality for awhile. Luckily I have some topical hand cream infused with THC so when I get arthritic pain, I can rub some on my hands, and WHOO! Science is an amazing thing so that at least SOME parts of my body can relax! With this caption, if it was anyway connected with reality, I definitely would be happier to have options that taste and smell better, and the outcome would be lots of fun too!

"Dude! I can't remember last night at all!""You were SO HIGH, you totally Marilyn Monroe'd!""Damn! I thought I was baked that last time I looked like Katy Perry!"

Think I'll catch up with everyone tomorrow night. Hope the Easter Bunny brought you some cold pepperoni pizza for breakfast after a wild Saturday night! Wonder how many red eyes will be in church Sunday morning thanking their savior for a natural high that grows just about everywhere!