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Ron Will Always Be Higher on the Corporate ORG chart!

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The higher she goes, the higher the hem of her skirt will go! All the way to the boardroom!


Got a work training tonight so I wrote this blog post yesterday though I am making it look I just did it a few minutes ago! Hopefully those Bruins are currently eliminating those pesky Hurricanes in the Stanley Cup Semi-final round of the NHL playoffs since I'll probably have to miss the first period.

I saw this picture and thought that her expression was one of defiance, so I totally made that the point of the caption. Nothing like sexy confidence to spice up a workplace! I like the caption ends, and I didn't have an ending as I was writing it. Just had the list of changes and how Ron would respond to them, and I was like, "how the hell am I going to end this?" I almost held off on the lesbian part until I had Ron say, "why don't you make my tongue really long so I have trouble speaking?" and then elaborate on the wife being a lesbian part. Then I wondered almost out loud, "was the guy that Ron is battling for the job born a mage or warlock, or did he study it as time went along?" I am guessing he studied to make that change, hence Ron's line at the end, which makes TOTAL sense to me!

Not to overthink it, but let's take a standard, if not clichéd, set up for a TG caption. Man is sitting on a bench and sees a large lady walking down the street. He says something disparaging about her weight, she overhears it, then does something to make him turn into a BBW. THE END.

While I understand the nature of it, if she was so upset about her weight, why not just make herself skinnier magically? I mean, she obviously can alter the way people look if she can change him like that .. why bother, unless she is running a weight loss center and is trying to drum up business!

So the moral of the story is, sometimes being too clever is a hindrance to creativity. just fold your premise back upon itself and everything will work out great! A sexy picture can do wonders too!



UPDATE: BRUINS WIN! WOO! Onto the Stanley Cup finals!

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