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The Day That the Beauty Salon DIDN'T Change You Into a Girl!
Well, that's a twist we didn't see coming, did we?As long as Jeff became a woman, it didn't matter what the method was, right?In a way, it almost feels like this was written by an 8 year old boy who is...
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Always Be Yourself, Unless You Can Be Dee Mentia ...
.. then always be Dee Mentia! Well, that can be true, and also not true, for me. How about you?Well, I made this caption for me because I wanted some filler for nights exactly like this one, where I...
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Ron Will Always Be Higher on the Corporate ORG chart!
The higher she goes, the higher the hem of her skirt will go! All the way to the boardroom!Got a work training tonight so I wrote this blog post yesterday though I am making it look I just did it a few...
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When Breaking Up Is Hard to Do!
Dirty Deeds .. Done at a Reasonably Negotiated Rate! If you didn't see it in 2009, it's new to you!Well, I have been making captions for over 10 years now! By that, I mean, I don't mind most of the...
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Leda's Pantyhose Conversion Goes Amazingly Well!
I wonder if at this point in time, men buy and wear more pantyhose than women do?Well, I am hoping that having a long-time Havenette who disappeared awhile back star in a new caption will motivate her...
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You're Not Trying to Pull a Fast One, Are You?
Brittany might have been born at night, but not last night.. Or maybe she was? How would we really know? And neither would she if this was a typical TG caption. And that was what I was trying to get to...
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So How Close to Real Can a TG Caption Be? You Tell Me!
Well, here's an exercise to help in creating a reality check! How far can it go?Made this the other day, and I'm actually going to call it a meta caption as I think it's got quite a bit in common with...
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Spice Up Your Life .. One Weekend at a Time!
There are so many flavors of vanilla, but so many people prefer chocolate! Wonder why?I didn't have anyone specific in mind for this caption, though some of the more prolific sissies that comment on...
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Remodeling the Old School for Some New Students!
Even Goths have to grow up sometime. Most of the ones I know love to bake cupcakes!It's funny that many of us fans of TG captions tend to love the old housewife aesthetic of hose and heels and pearls...
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Who's Not Going to the Prom?
Why does this sound like a Family Circus cartoon? Because the answer is, "Not Me!"Yeah. About that. Didn't really have a clever title for this one, and I had named the file, "notgoingtotheprom" so I...
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Are You Up for Partying with the Wizard of Spells R' Us?
It's a real bitch! No? C'mon! I double dog dare you!Yeah. I don't usually do TG captions like this one, BUT my head was in a weird place about a week ago and it certainly showed up in this caption....
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Calvin Supports PETA As Best He Can For Dee's Sake!
Honestly, I think the result would have been the same if Calvin supported PETRA instead!Hell, if it WAS PETRA instead, Calvin just might end up testing fertility pills too!I am back from being a few...
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The Moment of Truth with an Unknown Resolution for Dawn
Sometimes the best way to win "a war" is to know when to pick your battles.And that sometimes, your allies can be your worst enemies . but its a choice you'll have to make!June is Pride month around...
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Taking Over the Life of the One Who Stole Yours
Hmm, this caption is more about the sense of being, rather than an actual plot.I looked over her preferences, and they were somewhat vague. Didn't really want comedic captions, and somewhat dark tone...
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Stacy's Mom Has Got It Going On
Well, yeah, I stole stuff from a 15 year old or so song. Just guess who gets changed into whom?I dare ya!Anyway, yeah. I saw this photo and needed to caption it, especially once I had the song running...
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You Fought the Lab and the ... Lab Won! Well, eventually!
There's a reason why most cars out there have ferocious names like Cougar and Impala!Found this POV photo and thought it'd be great for a caption starring YOU! Who? YOU .. the second person style YOU!...
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How Do You Say, "We're Fucked!" in French?
Well, I think you need to come inside to learn some of the language of love!Made this for the Premise Caption Contest on the Starz Caption Contest Blog. She is retiring and running two last contests,...
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And The Stanley Cup Winner is ...
.. not known as of when I wrote most of this! Come inside to see if Damien won .. or lost!Well, either way, I have my pert, stacked ass covered. Found a few different pictures I could use and made a...
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It's a Stereotypical Summer Weekend
I have honestly run out of melon word play from the other captions I've made to pun any new ones!Got ourselves a blog exclusive here, as I found this picture after work on Friday and came up with...
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It'd Have Been Much Easier With Snapchat, but This Was Much More Fulfilling!
Why bother with gender-bender filters when you can do the real thing right at home?My mom could really be chill, and if I had a sister .. she'd have probably made her make me over as my hair grew...
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