I have honestly run out of melon word play from the other captions I've made to pun any new ones!
Got ourselves a blog exclusive here, as I found this picture after work on Friday and came up with something appropriate I think. Don't you hate it when you totally play into a stereotype .. like telling Dad jokes, being a white person that can't dance, or being a parent who vicariously lives through the accomplishments of their kids? Sometimes you just can't help it!
And that is what this caption is all about. I have an Italian friend that hates the fact that when she gets nervous or mad, she'll just start talking with her hands, and can't stop doing it. I have managed to suppress most of my bad local accent .. unless I am yelling and it comes out sounding like I am an orphan child of a New York longshoreman who married a Boston hooker. "She's dressed like a fawkin' who-ah! You bastid!"
So anyway, I hope everyone enjoys this blog exclusive little slice of summertime heaven. I prefer mine with a pinch of salt on it, just like a proper French Canadian descendant would! Then of course, save the rind and pickle it for a yummy relish. Let me know what you think of the caption and tell us all how you eat your watermelon?!?
When I was a DJ back in the 90's, this was one of the few country songs I'd play (and yes I had to play Achy Breaky Heart too!) because line dances were all the rage then .. and when the girls danced, all the guys followed! It's fairly innocuous as a song, and I figure that it'd fit right in with what they are calling country music in 2019 too.