Look out! Firecrotch at 9 o'clock! Better smother those flames with 100 percent cotton!
Made this caption for Wendygirl, who likes to be a MILFy, BBW sort of gal that prefers to have red hair .. which when I saw this picture, knew it was for her. I also liked that there wasn't a complete head shot, so she, and I guess you the readers as well, could imagine yourself in that body. Sometimes it is what you don't show that can make all the difference in a TG caption.
Other than that, it's a standard and basic setup and premise, where protagonist is a bit upset with a situation, and said friend tells them why they should be much happier now. Still works well though, which is why it is a bit of a standard. Let me know what you think!