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Did She Lose Her Boots, or Did They Find Henri?
Not really a bench caption, but maybe a close cousin of them!I was thinking about making a caption when I saw this picture, and knew it would be for her .. a lover of all things girls and boots...
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Someone's Honeymoon Night Comes True .. Maybe Not Evan's Dream Though!
Or maybe it DOES come true?!? Your results may vary! Not valid in Vatican City or Provo, Utah!I wrote this as an exercise in descriptive writing and trying to make a bit smuttier style than I usually...
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A Message from the Ethical Treatment of Caption Protagonists ..
Did anyone say that Dee wants to get a little bit META? Oh yeah, I can certainly get META!Or maybe I won't. Yeah, with a teaser like that, I'm definitely going the full-on meta, which is a nice easy...
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Clockwise to MY Right Breast, or the Mirror's?
Remember directions can be harder than erect nipples! Perhaps it is best to simplify them?!?Directions should be simpler, not nipples. I mean, nipples are already pretty simple to operate. I think I...
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Dee Mentia or Momma Mentia .. Sometimes You Have to Pick Your Poison Carefully!
Is it just me or has my likeness been much more blonde than I've been in the past?Maybe it's that blonde gothy witches are much more likely to take you by surprise now .. and blondes do have more fun...
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The Camera Brings Out Whatever Damien Wants It to Focus Upon .. A Model's...
A caption for Lacy, who's currently on vacation. Don't spoil it for her! OK?I am pretty sure I owe Lacy a caption, but she goes away with the family for most of August .. so I am posting the caption...
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What the Hell Is the Deal With These Granny Panties?!?
Look out! Firecrotch at 9 o'clock! Better smother those flames with 100 percent cotton!Made this caption for Wendygirl, who likes to be a MILFy, BBW sort of gal that prefers to have red hair .. which...
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Regrets? I Don't Know the Meaning of the Word Regrets!
This caption was me taking a picture and writing what it gave me without a filter or anything.If you haven't seen this caption before when it was posted 3 years ago, it's new to you! Have fun and see...
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My 4th of July Posting .. about SIX weeks too late?
.. or maybe 45 weeks too early for next year? Come inside for the failed caption and the new one!Yeah, please read the one that is "incomplete" first, that starts out, "C'mon in everyone!" Then you can...
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Bad Taste in Clothing? or Scarred for Life After Going Into Dee's Room!
Well, it could actually be both .. but I really think it's more of the latter than the former!Made this little quickie for Helena tonight when I had about 15 minutes to myself. Nothing groundbreaking...
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A New Life Filled With Old Dreams Fulfilled!
Renovating a room, or renovating a life? Pretty much a bit of column A and a .... bit from column B!Had this picture and a bit of a story in mind, which seemed to fall into Wendy's realm, with a...
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You Bet Your Ass This Is a Good Caption!
There was no half-assing THIS caption! If you don't think so, I'll knock you ass over tea kettle!I posted this about 4 years ago, back in August of 2015. If you didn't see it then, it's new to...
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Shaking Up the Annual Corporate Infrastructure Meeting!
I'd love to see the diagrams and addendums for THAT corporate vision in the annual report!Had the picture for awhile, and wasn't sure what to do with it, until I said, "Screw it! I'll put it in a...
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A Fridge Too Far! Chocolate Chip Cookie D'oh!
Why yes! I have been to the ice cream factory in Vermont! It was a cold blast of fun!This photo was just posted by the model today, and there was something about it that immediately called out to me,...
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Dee Telling Scary Stories at Her Slumber Party!
Since I look the most like the one in the center, that's me! You can be one of the others!Made this one the other day, and was feeling a bit dee-vious when I saw this photo that was more mischievous...
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Dee's New Treatment Plan .. Your Results May Vary!
This story ended up much naughtier than I anticipated. I call it, "stealthy smut," if you will!I made it for Persaw292, who was/is someone that started out here on this blog, and then joined Rachel's...
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Kevin's Been Triggered Somehow!
Sometimes a picture really does drive a whole caption from start to finish.This is certainly a case where a photo just takes you away on a journey, and you have to follow it where it needs to go. All...
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So Damn Kawaii!
Yeah. Believe it or not, there aren't many Male to Asian Bimbo fans on the Haven!So I'm hoping that there are a ton of those types of people out here on my blog! I made it for Relattic, and .. spoiler...
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Meta-physical, Meta-confused, Meta-befuddled, and oh yeah, Meta!
Buckle up, its going to be a bumpy ride through Shauna Marie's thought process!Made this back in 2013, and so if you didn't see it then, or on the Haven around the same time, this caption is new to...
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Have You Heard the News About the Stepford Step Class?
It's all the rage! You can get a whole new shape in just weeks!This is another caption I made for Lacy back when she was on Summer Vacation and away from the Haven. Unlike the other one though, I never...
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