I posted this about 4 years ago, back in August of 2015. If you didn't see it then, it's new to you!
Here's what I said back then! And what happened to Maxine anyway? And Joanne for that matter!
So, I made this for Maxine over at the Haven, who I would like to think is becoming a pretty good friend and trader there. She's also been a part of the last two DIY's which I am grateful for that as well .. and she gave me a return caption that was quite fun, as it involved the etymology of one of my favorite words, namely, "FUCK!" so I knew I wanted to give her something fun as well.
BUTT! Hahaha, I wanted to give her something naughty as well. I thought about all the saying that involve the word "ASS" in it, and figured I could certainly work them into a caption, but what sort of picture could I use? Well, half the fun in making a caption is finding a photo that would work well and mesh with the story line. Took me honestly about 20 minutes to find this one.
Ironically I tend to use pictures that only have one model in them, and I was looking for something with a guy and a girl, having anal intercourse, but hoping to find one without the guys features. The first 7-8 sets I found were all solo model sets, which definitely didn't work. I narrowed the search to secretary anal and did better that way. Some of the guys did NOT look like an executive at all though, so when I came to this set, I was happy that there were a few angled shots that keep most of him out of the shot, well except for his dick, of course, which ultimately was the most important part!
Once I had it all set up, I just had to let loose with as many ass idioms or sayings as I could come up with, THEN figure out which should go where. The last two were chosen before I started writing, since I thought they were the best at being a good zinger. Many of the shorter ones looked good being listed together at the beginning, then I could just use the rest in each line of monologue.
Viola! A caption that makes you want to get off your ass and do something creative, right? >snip< Now get off your ass and get back to work!
I know many people are on vacation right now, but I do hope you'll keep stopping by, and read any captions you may have missed while you were having fun romping on a beach in a bikini! At least, that is what I am hoping all of you are doing right now! Feel free to comment on anything!