What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claus-trophobic!
How could anyone be afraid of Santa after he gives you a gift like this? Who cares if he took a package away from you?Just don't ask him to shave your pussy. The dude has a beard, so he never touches a razor anymore. Why do you think they call him, Saint NICK?!?
Anyway, I hope you are enjoying these Christmas captions! Got 2 being posted tomorrow for Christmas Day. I think one is naughty and the other one is nice. I've had more naughty than nice this year, but things tend to balance out over time. I've already come up with FOUR more Christmas caption ideas, so I set up an email for the end of November of next year so I won't forget them. Maybe if any others come up before the end of the year, I'll do that again. It's always great when you can come up with an idea, no matter WHEN it is.
Here's some of what I posted last year that sums up Christmas Eve here on the blog:
Well, anyone that's been dropping by for a number of years now knows that Mistress Dee delivers the naughty on Christmas Eve. It's just what I do. With my family's traditions, Christmas Eve is spent visiting friends and enjoying their company. Either you host a open house gathering, or you spend the evening traveling around to other's homes and spread the holiday cheer, perhaps reconnecting with others that have been too busy, or renewing another year of camaraderie.
I hope everyone stays safe this Christmas Eve, and you enjoy the company of people you care about. And make sure you set something good out for Santa to eat when he arrives at your home!
My Christmas Tree's Delicious!